Friday, March 30, 2007

MINMI!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MINMI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A VERY PICKY EATER!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! IN FACT THAT THE ONLY THING IT LIKES TO EAT IS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!! THIS HAS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH THE SURVIVABLITY OF THE MINMI!!!!!!!!!1111111!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY ITS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH ITS INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS BECAUSE THEY SEE TEH MINMI AS WHINY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! PERHAPS THE DINOSAUR THAT HATES THE MINMI THE MOST IS THE CHASMATOSAURUS BECAUSE IN ITS DAY IT HAD TO EAT WHATEVER WAS GIVEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! BUT TENSIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS ARE EASING FOR THE MINMI BECAUSE ONE DAY THE TROODON HAD ENOUGH WITHT THE MINMI SO IT FOUND OUT WITH ITS SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE
THAT A FLUX CAPICITOR CAUSE MUTATIONS THAT CAUSE PHOTOSYTHESIS SO IT GOT THE BRONTOSAURUS TO INSERT A FLUX CAPICITOR INTO EVERY MINMI SO NOW THE MINMI CAN UNDERGO PHOTOSYNTHESIS WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF BEING ABLE TO TIME TRAVEL WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!! I LOVE THE MINMI AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MINMI.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

HUMANS!!!!!!!!!1!!??????!?!?1?!!??/1!!!!!!!!!111?11/????????????????!/!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

THE HUMAN IS THE COOLEST MAMMAL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARENT DINOSAURS BUT MANY LIVE IN PANGEA!!!!!!11!!!! HUMANS STARTING GOING TO PANGEA WHEN JOHN LOCKE BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND DISCOVERED THAT ALL PEOPLE WENT TO THE END OF TIME WHEN THEY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! IT WAS VERY CRAMPED THERE AND JOHN LOCKE DIDNT LIKE THAT SO HE REDIRECTED THE PEOPLE EITHER TO PANGEA TO LIVE WITH THE DINOSAURS AND ANCIENT MARS FOR PEOPLE TO LIVE WITH THE MARSASAURS!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!! HE THEN SET HIMSELF TO LIVE IN BOTH HUMAN EARTH AND PANGEA AT THE SAME TIME AND SAID THAT ANYONE WHO FOUND HIM AND KNEW THAT HE LIVED IN BOTH TIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY THEY COULD TOO!!!!!!11111!!!!!! SO FAR ONLY ME AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN PANGEA ARE US PRESIDENTS AWESOME PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO LIVE WITH AWESOME CREATURES AS AWESOME AS DINOSAURS AND EVIL PEOPLE WHO NEED TO USE DINOSAURS TO MEND THEIR EVIL WAYS!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!! THE REST GO TO ANCIENT MARS TO LIVE WITHT HE MARSASAURS WHO ARE COOL BUT NOT AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!! I LOVE THE HUMAN AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE HUMAN.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

ARCHAEOPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

THE ARCHAEOPTERYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! IT IS A PIONEER FOR EVERYTHING!!!!!!!11111!!!! MANY NEW TRENDS ARE STARTED BY THE ARCHAEOPTERYX!1!! IT ALSO IS A PIONEER FOR TRAVELING TO KNEW LENDS AND TRYING INNOVATIVE THINGS THAT OTHER DINOSAURS ARE UNCOMFTERBLE WITH!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! THE ACHAEOPTERYX HAS GOTTEN SO GOOD AT BEING A PIONEER THAT EVERYTHING ITS TRIED EXCEPT FOR ONE THING HAS BECOME POPULAR AMONGST THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!! THE ONE THING IT DIDNT SUCCEED IN WAS GETTING BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS TO GET IN TUNE WITH THEIR ANCESTORS WAY OF LIFE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! IT DIDNT CATCH ON BECAUSE ITS THE TRUTH THAT BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS ARE COOLER THAN BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!1 I LOVE THE ARCHAEOPTERYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ARCHAEOPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

CENTROSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CENTROSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111111!!! IT HAS AN UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP WITH THE KENTROSAURUS SORT OF LIKE HOW THE TRICEROTOPS HAS AN UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP WITH THE STEGOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS LACK OF AN ABILITY TO APPRECIATE ANYTHING IT DOESNT GET ITS MIND BLOWN BY THE KENTROSAURUSES MIND BLOWING SURFING SKILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!1! CENTROSAURUSES ARE THE ONLY CONTACT A KENTROSAURUS CAN HAVE WITH ANOTHER SPECIES WHILE SURFING!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1 CENTROSAURUSES ARE ALSO GOOD PROTECTORS OF THE KENTROSAURUSES BY ACHILLOBATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS LACK TO APPRECIATE THINGS THE CENTROSAURUS CAN SOMETIMES BE DULL TO A KENTROSAURUS OR ANY OTHER DINOSAUR FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!BUT THAT DOESNT STOP THEIR UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LVOE THE CENTROSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CENTROSAURUS.

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

CERATOSAURUS!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!11

THE CERATOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! IS A COWARD!!111!!!!!!! IT MAY LOOK TOUGH BUT ITS JUST TRYING TO TRICK OTHER DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALTOUGH NO DINOSAUR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN TRICKED!!!11111111!! THEY ALL NO THAT THEY SIGHT OF A FLY WILL SCARE A CERATOSAURUS!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! WHENEVER THEY ARE FACED WITH A FIGHT THEY RUN AMOK AND CAUSE A BUNCH OF CHAOS!!!!!!!1111111!!! BECAUSE OF THIS CERATOSAURUS TAKE UP THE LARGEST NUMBER IN THE GALLIMIMUSES ARMIES BECAUSE GALLIMIMUSES BELIEVE CHAOS IS THE BEST WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE CERATOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CERATOSAURUS.

Friday, February 09, 2007

SCELIDOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111!!!!

THE SCELIDOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HAS A VERY DRAMATIC LIFE!!!!!11111111!!!!! SOME PEOPLE SAY THEIR LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE BUT THE SCELIDOSARUSES LIFE IS A MOVIE!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!! MANY GREAT MOVIES TV SHOWS PLAYS AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN BASED ON THE LIVES OF SCELIDOSAURUSES!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! THE SCELIDOSAURUSES SOCIAL SYTEM IS VERY UNSTABLE BECAUSE SO MANY DRAMATIC LIVES OF SCELIDOSAURUSES GREATLY ALTER IT!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! SOME PEOPLE THEORIZE THAT IT WAS A SCELIDOSAURUSES LIFE THAT CAUSED THE METEOR TO COME DOWN ON EARTH AND END THE AGE OF THE DINOSAURS!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE SCELIDOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE SCELIDOSAURUS.

Thursday, February 08, 2007

AVIMIMUS!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

THE AVIMIMUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!! IT IS A POLITICAL PHILOSOPHER!!!!!!! ITS PHILOSOPHICAL VIEWS HAVE HAD A GREAT IMPACT ON AMERICAS WAY OF GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!! THEIR INFLUENCE ON THE HUMAN WORLD STARTED WITH JOHN LOCKE WHO LIVES IN TARPIT TELLING THE 17TH CENTURY OF THE AVIMIMUSES VIEWS ON HUMAN RIGHTS!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! UNFORTUNATLY THE CREDIT THAT WENT TO THE AVIMUSES FADED!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! THE CONSTITUTION ALSO WAS INFLUENCED BY THE AVIMIMUS!!!!!11111!!!!! JOHN LOCKE DIDNT FEEL LIKE SPREADING THOSE IDEAS SO THE IGUANADONS DID!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!! THE AVIMIMUS HAS ALSO HELPED IN DINOSAUR TIMES BY BEING FIERCLY AGAINST THE GALLIMIMUSES REIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!! OTHER DINOSAURS WOULD BACK THE AVIMIMUSES IF THE AVIMIMUSES DIDNT WANT TO START A DEMOCRACY WHEN THE GALLIMIMUSES GET TAKEN OUT OF POWER INSTEAD OF PUTTING THE ARGENTINASAURUS BACK IN!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE AVIMIMUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE AVIMIMUS.

Friday, February 02, 2007

ORNITHOLESTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!|1!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

THE ORNITHOLESTES IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! IT IS THE LADYS DINOSAUR!!!1111!!!!!!! YOU OFTEN SEE IT STRUTING AROUND WOOING ALL THE LADY DINOSAURS!!!!!11111!!!!!! ITS SO POPULAR WITH THE LADY DINOSAURS THAT THE CARNIVORE LADY DINOSAURS REFUSE TO EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT THE ORNITHOLESTES ORIGINALY BECAME A LADYS DINOSAUR TO AVOID BEING EATEN AND ENJOYED THE LADYS DINOSAUR LIFESTYLE SO MUCH THAT IT STAYED THAT WAY!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!! SINCE THERE ARE NO LADY ORNITHOLESTESES ORNITHOLESTESES HAVE TO REPRODUCE A DIFFERENT WAY11!!11! IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS!! WHEN THE ORNITHOLESTES WINS A LADY DINOSAURS HEART THEIR LOVE WILL MATERIALIZE INTO A BABY ORNITHOLESTES!!!!!!1111111!!! THE BABY ORNITHOLESTES IMMEDIATLY TRIES TO WOO THE FIRST LADY IN SIGHT WHITCH IS USUALLY ITS MOTHER!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE ORNITHELESTES AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ORNITHOLESTES.

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

KENTROSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE KENTROSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! IT MAY LOOK LIKE A STEGOSAURUS BUT IT BLOWS UP PEOPLE WITH ITS SURFING SKILL INSTEAD OF ITS MIND!!!!!!111111!11!!!!!! IT DISASSEMBLES ITS SPIKES TO MAKE A SURF BOARD AND SURFS THE HIGH SEA!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS SURFING SKILLS PEOPLE DONT USUALLY WATCH THE KENTROSAURUS BECAUSE THEYD GET BLOWN UP SO ITS SKILL IS OFTEN UNSEEN!!!!!!!!!111111!! THE KENTROSAURUS IS OFTEN A TARGET OF ACHILLOBATORS BECAUSE THE KENTROSAURUS CAN ALSO PRODUCE GOLD AND ACHILLOBATORS LOVE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OF COURSE THE ACHILLOBATORS HAVE TO TAKE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS BY PUTTING BLINDFOLDS ON BEFORE CAPTURING THE KENTROSAURUS!!!!!11!!!!!!! THIS DISABLITITY OF THE ACHILLOBATORS OFTEN ALLOWS KENTROSAURUSES TO GET AWAY SAFELY!!!!!!111111!!!! I LOVE THE KENTROSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE KENTROSAURUS

Thursday, January 25, 2007

COELOPHYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!111

THE COELOPHYSIS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY CURIOUS!!!!!111111!!!!!! IT HAS AN UNCONTROLABLE URGE TO ASK EVERY QUESTION THAT COMES TO ITS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IT THINKS OF 10 QUESTIONS PER SECOND SO IT NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES IT ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING DINOSAURS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MOST OF THE QUESTIONS ARE HARD TO ANSWER!!!!!!111111!!!DESPITE ITS CONSTANT QUESTION ASKING THE COELOPHYSIS CAN HEAR THE ANSWER TO THE ANSWERABLE QUESTIONS AT THE SAME WHICH MAKES IT VERY KNOWLEDGABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATLY IT CANT SHARE ITS KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE ITS TOO BUSY ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE COELOPHYSIS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE COELOPHYSIS

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

IGUANODON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

THE IGUANODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! IT IS THE MOST FAMILIAR DINOSAUR TO HUMANS BECAUSE IT LIVES AMONG THEM!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!! THE IGUANODONS SPENT COUNTLESS YEARS MAKING A DISGUISE THAT WE CALL AN IGUANA SO THEY COULD GO INTO THE FUTURE TO WARN HUMANS ABOUT MISTAKES THAT HUMANS OF MISTAKES THAT DINOSAURS MADE AND HUMANS ARE ON THE PATH OF MAKING!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!! NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT IGUANODONS WARN THEM ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE IGUANAS ARE GOOD AT SUBTLY STARTING A RUMOUR!!!!!!1111111111!!! SOME MISCHEVEOS IGUANODON YOUTH USE THIS ABILITY FOR PRACTICAL JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE IGUANODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE IGUANODON

Friday, January 19, 2007

LAMBEOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!1

THE LAMBEOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!! IT IS A SHAPE SHIFTER!!!1111111!!!!! THE CREST ON ITS HEAD ALLOWS IT TO TURN INTO ANY LIVING THING!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THIS MAY MAKE IT SEEM HARD TO FIND OUT IF SOMETHING IS A LAMBEOSAURUS BUT ITS NOT BECAUSE IT HAS THE CREST IN ANY FORM!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!! THIS MAKES THE SHAPESHIFTING MUCH LESS USEFUL THEN IT WOULD SEEM!!!!!!11111111!!! LAMBEOSAURUSES USUALLY ONLY SHAPESHIFT FOR NOVELTY OR TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE LAMBEOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE LAMBEOSAURUS.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

GIGANOTOSAURUS!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!

THE GIGANOTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111!!!! ITS REALLY BIG ALTHOUGH ITS NOT AS BIG AS LOTS OF THEM!11111111!!!!! THE REALLY BIG THE ABOUT IT IS ITS EGO!!!!!!1111!!!!!! IT EVEN THINKS ITS THE BIGGEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONTINUOSLY STARTS REVOLUTION TO TRY TO GET THE THRONE TO THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!! EVEN WHEN THE GALLIMIMUS TOOK OVER!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIGANOTOSAURUS CONSTANTLY ANNOYS EVERY OTHER DINOSAUR WITH ITS GIANT EGO IT MAY BE THEIR LAST HOPE FOR A RULE OTHER THAN THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!1111111!!! I LOVE THE GIGANOTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GIGANOTOSAURUS.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

DILOPHOSAURUS!1!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE DILPHOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!! THE TWO FINS ON TOP OF ITS HEAD STORE ITS BRAINS!!!!!!!1111111111!!! NOTICE HOW I SAID BRAINS AND NOT BRAIN BECAUSE THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAS ONE BRAIN IN EACH FIN!11111111111!!!!!!!! THE BRAINS ARENT FRIENDS THOUGH!!! THEY ARE IN A CONSTANT BATTLE!11111!!!! ONE TENDS TO BE NICER AND DO NICER THINGS WHILE THE OTHER TENDS TO BE MEANER AND DO MEANER THINGS!!!!!1111111111!!!! THIS CONSTANT CHANGE IN PERSONALITY MAKES THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAVE A VERY UNSTABLE LIFE WITH CONSTANTLY CHANGING DECISIONS!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! I LOVE THE DILOPHOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DILOPHOSAURUS.










THE OTHER KID IS A METAPHOR FOR THE DILPHOSAURUS'S PERSONALITY!!!!!!11111!!!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

HETERODONTOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!1

THE HETERODONTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111111!!! THE EXPERTS ARE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ACTS LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!! IN DINOSAUR LANGUAGE HETERODONTOSAURUS ACTUALLY MEANS ANIMAL LIKE DINOSAUR!!!!!111111111!!!!1!! IT CANT TALK OR DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT SEPERATES DINOSAURS FROM THE COMMON ANIMAL!!111111111!!!!! THIS HAS LED IT TO BE USED BY THE DINOSAURS AS HUMANS USE ANIMALS!!!!!!!111111!!!!!! ALL DINOSAURS USED TO EAT THE HETERODONTOSAURUS MEAT BUT AS THINGS HAVE PROGRESSED SOME DINOSAURS DECIDED TO BE NICER TO THE HETERODONTOSAURUSES AND BECOME VEGETARIANS!11111!!! THE CARNIVORES GOT MAD AND STARTED EATING THE VEGETARIANS AND THATS HOW THE DINOSAUR FOOD CHAIN IS TODAY!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HETERODONTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH HETERODONTOSAURUS.

Friday, January 05, 2007

MASSOSPONDYLUS!!!!!!11111111!!!11!!!!

THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111111!!!1!1!! NO ONE CAN HATE IT BECAUSE ITS SO CONGENIAL!!!!!!111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN EXPERTS HATE IT!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN DINOSAUR HATERS HATE IT!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!! THATS HOW LOVABLE IT IS!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!! IT TREATS EVERY DINOSAUR KINDLY AND NEVER HAS DONE ANYTHING UNKIND!!!!!!!!11111111111!!! ITS EVEN KIND TO EXPERTS AND DINOSAUR HATERS!11!!1!!!!!11!!!! IF IT EVER COMMITED A CRIME (WHICH IT WONT AND NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!) NO ONE WOULD CARE BECAUSE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS SO LOVABLE!!!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MASSOSPONDYLUS.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

TROODON!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!

THE TROODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! IT IS VERY INTELLECTUAL!!!!!11!!!! SOME POEPLE SAY THAT THIS IS BECAUSE OF ITS LARGE BRAIN BUT THEYRE INFLUENCED BY THE EXPERTS!!!!!!!111111!! ITS ACTUALLY THEIR TAIL!!!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!! EARLY TROODON MYSTICS DISCOVERED A WAY TO MAKE THE TROODONS TAIL EMMIT WAVES THAT INTERFERED WITH THE BRAIN WAVES TO MAKE THEM AWESOME!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME TROODONS HAVE GOTTEN THE AWESOME BRAIN WAVES TO BE SO AWESOME THAT THEY ARE GRANTED X-RAY VISION!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THIS IS PROBABLY THE SAME WAY STEGOSAURUS CAN EXPLODE STUFF WITH THEIR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! YET STRANGLY STEGOSAURUSES ARE STRANGLY STUPID!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!! I LOVE THE TROODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE TROODON.

Thursday, December 28, 2006

MAMENCHISAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MAMENCHISAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!111111111!!!11 IT HAS A REALLY LONG NECK WHICH LETS IT BE ABLE TO LOOK IN LOTS OF PLACES!!!!!!!!!11111111!! THIS WITH THEIR EXCELLENT OBSERVING SKILLS MAKES THEM EXCELLENT REPORTERS!!!!!1111111! NEWSPAPERS WERE EVEN INVENTED BY MAMENCHISAURUSES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1 SOME MAMENCHISAURUSES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THEIR POWER TO GET DETAILS ON EVERYTHING AND HAVE STARTED TO PRY INTO PEOPLES PRIVATE LIVES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!! ALLOSAURUSES WORK DILEGENTLY TO STOP THIS BECAUSE PRYING INTO PEOPLES LIVES IS AGAINST EVERYTHING GALLENT!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE MAMENCHISAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MAMENCHISAURUS

Monday, December 25, 2006

NOT A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! DINOSAUR JOE IS AT THE TARPIT CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION AND CAN'T DO A POST SO HE ASKED ME ELF JOE TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!! THE CHRISTMAS ELF IS THE COOLEST ELF EVER!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! IT HELPS SANTA WITH HIS PRESENT MAKING!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!! THEY GET PAID LOW WAGES AND GET TREATED LIKE DIRT BUT THEY CANT GET ANY BETTER JOB SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE PRESENTS FOR SANTA!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!1! THIS HAS LED TO SOME REVOLUTIONS BUT THE ALL POWERFUL SANTA WITH HIS LASER EYES QUICKLY QUELLS THEM!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! SOME ELF RIGHTS ACTIVISTS ARE GETTING MAD AT SANTA FOR THIS BUT THEY CANT STOP SANTA BECAUSE HE HAS LASER EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! I LOVE THE CHRISTMAS ELF AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CHRISTMAS ELF.











THIS KIDS MOM DOESNT LOVE CHRISTMAS ELVES THOUGH!!!!!11!!!! SHE IS VILE AND LOVES SANTA1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

ACHILLOBATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!11!11!!!!

THE ACHILLOBATOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IVENEVER MET THE ACHILLOBATOR BECAUSE THE ACHILLOBATOR IS A PIRATE AND HAS TO LIVE BY THE SEA, WHICH TAR PIT IS VERY FAR FROM!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! THIS SCOUNDRAL SAILS THE COASTS OF PANGEA ATTACKING TRADE SHIPS FOR PROFIT!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! ONE UNSUCCESFUL GROUP OF ACHILLOBATORS WENT FAR OUT TO SEE IF THEY COULD FIND ANY NEW PEOPLE TO RAID BUT THEY ENDED UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PANGEA AND DISCOVERED THE EARTH WAS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE OLDER GENERATION HATES THE ACHILLOBATOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS STARTING TO EMBRACE IT FOR ITS GENERAL AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!111111111!!!! I LOVE THE ACHILLOBATOR AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ACHILLOBATOR.