Friday, January 05, 2007

MASSOSPONDYLUS!!!!!!11111111!!!11!!!!

THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111111!!!1!1!! NO ONE CAN HATE IT BECAUSE ITS SO CONGENIAL!!!!!!111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN EXPERTS HATE IT!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN DINOSAUR HATERS HATE IT!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!! THATS HOW LOVABLE IT IS!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!! IT TREATS EVERY DINOSAUR KINDLY AND NEVER HAS DONE ANYTHING UNKIND!!!!!!!!11111111111!!! ITS EVEN KIND TO EXPERTS AND DINOSAUR HATERS!11!!1!!!!!11!!!! IF IT EVER COMMITED A CRIME (WHICH IT WONT AND NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!) NO ONE WOULD CARE BECAUSE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS SO LOVABLE!!!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MASSOSPONDYLUS.

6 comments:

Yarjka said...

The Massospondylus could be a wonderful ambassador for the dinosaur realm of Tarpit. Has it ever been considered for the position?

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT CAN BE A WONDERFUL AMBASSADOR FOR ANYWHERE!!!!!111111111111!!!1111111!1

Vincent said...

What beautiful symmetry. The Massospondylus will hate neither dinosaur haters nor experts, while dinosaur haters and experts cannot bring themselves to hate it. I know that upon loading this page, its apparent, abundant affability struck me instantly.

It's a very good idea you had, Yarjka. And an even better idea built upon it, Dinosaur Joe. It's a pity that there seems to be no way to bridge our 200 million year gap, though. Surely, if all negotiations -- between nations, individuals, and organizations -- could be conducted by hired, representative Massospondyli that would surely reach an agreeable agreement, preserving the best interests of all interested. Pride would not interfere. Treachery would be sweetly absent.

It's a pity that we have brilliant minds dedicated to cloning the Labrosaurus for selfish profit, while human society would surely benefit from a resuscitated Massospondylus population.

I notice that the statements that the Massospondylus is the "coolest... ever" and that it is "so congenial" are side-by-side. Is congeniality something generally regarded by the larger dinosaur populace as cool? Or is it strictly in the case of the Massospondylus?

Dinosaur Joe said...

CONGENIATLITY IS COOL!!!!!!!!111111111!!!! ALSO BRONTOSAURUS'S TIME MACHINES CAN BRIDGE THE GAP!!!!11111!!! YOU SHOULD KLNOW THAT VINCENT!!!11111111111!!!1

Thirdmango said...

Again, awful decision on the child, if this kid actually did love said Dinosaur, I'd eat my shoe. I'm currently munching on a Snickers bar and not my shoe so it looks like I'm correct!

Dinosaur Joe said...

HE HAS A DINOSAUR SUIT ON!!!!!!111111!!!!! DINOSAURS LOVE THAT THEREFORE HE IS VERY CONGENIAL!!!!!1111!!!!!