Wednesday, February 21, 2007

CENTROSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CENTROSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111111!!! IT HAS AN UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP WITH THE KENTROSAURUS SORT OF LIKE HOW THE TRICEROTOPS HAS AN UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP WITH THE STEGOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS LACK OF AN ABILITY TO APPRECIATE ANYTHING IT DOESNT GET ITS MIND BLOWN BY THE KENTROSAURUSES MIND BLOWING SURFING SKILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!1! CENTROSAURUSES ARE THE ONLY CONTACT A KENTROSAURUS CAN HAVE WITH ANOTHER SPECIES WHILE SURFING!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!1 CENTROSAURUSES ARE ALSO GOOD PROTECTORS OF THE KENTROSAURUSES BY ACHILLOBATORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS LACK TO APPRECIATE THINGS THE CENTROSAURUS CAN SOMETIMES BE DULL TO A KENTROSAURUS OR ANY OTHER DINOSAUR FOR THAT MATTER!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!BUT THAT DOESNT STOP THEIR UNBREAKABLE PARTNERSHIP!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!1 I LVOE THE CENTROSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CENTROSAURUS.

9 comments:

Zijjo said...

Sweet blog man! Thanks to you I'll have the best dinosaur report in my class

The Jar said...

Zijjo is a fa├žade! Down with the tyranny!

The Jar said...

Important breaking News!!!

Apparently Dinosaur Joe is not the only one who know what fools the experts are. We have long heard from Dinosaur Joe that the experts, whose opinions can be found everywhere including the EVIL WIKIPEDIA!!! WE KNOW IT IS A HAVEN FOR EXPERTS AND EXPERT LOVERS!!!!

Lucky for the world, there is a budding group called "Conservapedia", which looks exactly the same as wikipedia but gives voice to the average joe (or average Dinosaur Joe, if you will), thus defaming the entrenched EXPERTS!!! THEY WILL FALL!L!L!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOU SAY ANYONE WHO GETS HELP BY MY BLOG IS A FACADE!/!?!!??1?!?!? YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER TEH JAR!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

I SAW CONSERVAPEDIA!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! ITS DISDAIN FOR THE EXPERTS LED IT TO SIDE WITH RELIGIOUS EXPERTS WHO ARE JUST AS BAD AS THE EXPERTS!!!!!!1111!!!! THEY EVEN SAY THAT DINOSAURS ARE STILL AROUND TODAY!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! THE ONLY DINOSAUR THATS STILL AROUND TODAY IS THE LOCH NESS MONTSTER!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! DINOSAURS LED THEMSELVES TO THEIR OWN EXTINCTION BY SUMMONING A METEOR NOT BYE DROWNING IN SOME FLOOD!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Is there some explanation of the similarities in the names of the Centrosaurus and Kentrosaurus beyond coincidence? They don't seem to be very physically similar. Wikipedia's team of laymen-experts informs me that they share the same meaning ("pointed lizard"), but with apparently different spellings and -- I'd assume -- pronunciations. But I must say that I'm wary of even etymological experts these days.

This leads me to a larger question: what language do the dinosaurs speak in? Do they identify themselves with the names that we use to describe them?

Considering the Centrosaurus is incapable of appreciating anything, does it enjoy life at all? Does it greet its own pain or even demise with indifference? While it apparently has an "unbreakable partnership" with the Kentrosaurus, does this relationship actually have any meaning to the Centrosaurus?

And are these partnerships formed individually? Or is it more indicative of a wider comraderie between species? Are they just in the same social circle?

Also, a note to Zijjoman: Your teacher probably sides with the experts. But shrink not! We cannot let these experts exploit their "expertise" in a tyrannical fashion. Though the road may be tough, stand up for truth!

Dinosaur Joe said...

KENTROSAURUS MEANS AWESOME SURFER IN DINOSAUR LATIN!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! THE CENTROSAURUS GOT AN HONORY TITLE OF THAT BECAUSE ITS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND THE KENTROSAURUS!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! ITS A SPECIES RELATIONSHIP!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!

Zijjo said...

Yeah I did stand up to my teacher when she yelled at me for feeding my fellow students Evil Dinosaur Loving Propeganda (EDLP). (Shes one of the biggest fighters for the experts, so she knows about the people like Dinosaur Joe and she does not improve). So we got in an argument and I lost control, so I pulled out the Doomsday Device. I don't think I'll ever go in that school again.

Logan said...

"DINOSAURS LED THEMSELVES TO THEIR OWN EXTINCTION BY SUMMONING A METEOR"

omg, lololol. i ought to read this blog more regularly.