Wednesday, January 31, 2007

KENTROSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE KENTROSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! IT MAY LOOK LIKE A STEGOSAURUS BUT IT BLOWS UP PEOPLE WITH ITS SURFING SKILL INSTEAD OF ITS MIND!!!!!!111111!11!!!!!! IT DISASSEMBLES ITS SPIKES TO MAKE A SURF BOARD AND SURFS THE HIGH SEA!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! BECAUSE OF ITS SURFING SKILLS PEOPLE DONT USUALLY WATCH THE KENTROSAURUS BECAUSE THEYD GET BLOWN UP SO ITS SKILL IS OFTEN UNSEEN!!!!!!!!!111111!! THE KENTROSAURUS IS OFTEN A TARGET OF ACHILLOBATORS BECAUSE THE KENTROSAURUS CAN ALSO PRODUCE GOLD AND ACHILLOBATORS LOVE GOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 OF COURSE THE ACHILLOBATORS HAVE TO TAKE SAFETY PRECAUTIONS BY PUTTING BLINDFOLDS ON BEFORE CAPTURING THE KENTROSAURUS!!!!!11!!!!!!! THIS DISABLITITY OF THE ACHILLOBATORS OFTEN ALLOWS KENTROSAURUSES TO GET AWAY SAFELY!!!!!!111111!!!! I LOVE THE KENTROSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE KENTROSAURUS

Thursday, January 25, 2007

COELOPHYSIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!111

THE COELOPHYSIS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! IT IS VERY CURIOUS!!!!!111111!!!!!! IT HAS AN UNCONTROLABLE URGE TO ASK EVERY QUESTION THAT COMES TO ITS MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IT THINKS OF 10 QUESTIONS PER SECOND SO IT NEVER STOPS ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! THIS MAKES IT ONE OF THE MOST ANNOYING DINOSAURS ESPECIALLY BECAUSE MOST OF THE QUESTIONS ARE HARD TO ANSWER!!!!!!111111!!!DESPITE ITS CONSTANT QUESTION ASKING THE COELOPHYSIS CAN HEAR THE ANSWER TO THE ANSWERABLE QUESTIONS AT THE SAME WHICH MAKES IT VERY KNOWLEDGABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATLY IT CANT SHARE ITS KNOWLEDGE BECAUSE ITS TOO BUSY ASKING QUESTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE COELOPHYSIS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE COELOPHYSIS

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

IGUANODON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!

THE IGUANODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! IT IS THE MOST FAMILIAR DINOSAUR TO HUMANS BECAUSE IT LIVES AMONG THEM!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!! THE IGUANODONS SPENT COUNTLESS YEARS MAKING A DISGUISE THAT WE CALL AN IGUANA SO THEY COULD GO INTO THE FUTURE TO WARN HUMANS ABOUT MISTAKES THAT HUMANS OF MISTAKES THAT DINOSAURS MADE AND HUMANS ARE ON THE PATH OF MAKING!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!! NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW THAT IGUANODONS WARN THEM ABOUT THINGS BECAUSE IGUANAS ARE GOOD AT SUBTLY STARTING A RUMOUR!!!!!!1111111111!!! SOME MISCHEVEOS IGUANODON YOUTH USE THIS ABILITY FOR PRACTICAL JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE IGUANODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE IGUANODON

Friday, January 19, 2007

LAMBEOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!1

THE LAMBEOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!! IT IS A SHAPE SHIFTER!!!1111111!!!!! THE CREST ON ITS HEAD ALLOWS IT TO TURN INTO ANY LIVING THING!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THIS MAY MAKE IT SEEM HARD TO FIND OUT IF SOMETHING IS A LAMBEOSAURUS BUT ITS NOT BECAUSE IT HAS THE CREST IN ANY FORM!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!! THIS MAKES THE SHAPESHIFTING MUCH LESS USEFUL THEN IT WOULD SEEM!!!!!!11111111!!! LAMBEOSAURUSES USUALLY ONLY SHAPESHIFT FOR NOVELTY OR TO BE AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE LAMBEOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE LAMBEOSAURUS.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

GIGANOTOSAURUS!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!

THE GIGANOTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111!!!! ITS REALLY BIG ALTHOUGH ITS NOT AS BIG AS LOTS OF THEM!11111111!!!!! THE REALLY BIG THE ABOUT IT IS ITS EGO!!!!!!1111!!!!!! IT EVEN THINKS ITS THE BIGGEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONTINUOSLY STARTS REVOLUTION TO TRY TO GET THE THRONE TO THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!! EVEN WHEN THE GALLIMIMUS TOOK OVER!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIGANOTOSAURUS CONSTANTLY ANNOYS EVERY OTHER DINOSAUR WITH ITS GIANT EGO IT MAY BE THEIR LAST HOPE FOR A RULE OTHER THAN THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!1111111!!! I LOVE THE GIGANOTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GIGANOTOSAURUS.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

DILOPHOSAURUS!1!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE DILPHOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!! THE TWO FINS ON TOP OF ITS HEAD STORE ITS BRAINS!!!!!!!1111111111!!! NOTICE HOW I SAID BRAINS AND NOT BRAIN BECAUSE THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAS ONE BRAIN IN EACH FIN!11111111111!!!!!!!! THE BRAINS ARENT FRIENDS THOUGH!!! THEY ARE IN A CONSTANT BATTLE!11111!!!! ONE TENDS TO BE NICER AND DO NICER THINGS WHILE THE OTHER TENDS TO BE MEANER AND DO MEANER THINGS!!!!!1111111111!!!! THIS CONSTANT CHANGE IN PERSONALITY MAKES THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAVE A VERY UNSTABLE LIFE WITH CONSTANTLY CHANGING DECISIONS!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! I LOVE THE DILOPHOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DILOPHOSAURUS.










THE OTHER KID IS A METAPHOR FOR THE DILPHOSAURUS'S PERSONALITY!!!!!!11111!!!

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

HETERODONTOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!1

THE HETERODONTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111111!!! THE EXPERTS ARE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ACTS LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!! IN DINOSAUR LANGUAGE HETERODONTOSAURUS ACTUALLY MEANS ANIMAL LIKE DINOSAUR!!!!!111111111!!!!1!! IT CANT TALK OR DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT SEPERATES DINOSAURS FROM THE COMMON ANIMAL!!111111111!!!!! THIS HAS LED IT TO BE USED BY THE DINOSAURS AS HUMANS USE ANIMALS!!!!!!!111111!!!!!! ALL DINOSAURS USED TO EAT THE HETERODONTOSAURUS MEAT BUT AS THINGS HAVE PROGRESSED SOME DINOSAURS DECIDED TO BE NICER TO THE HETERODONTOSAURUSES AND BECOME VEGETARIANS!11111!!! THE CARNIVORES GOT MAD AND STARTED EATING THE VEGETARIANS AND THATS HOW THE DINOSAUR FOOD CHAIN IS TODAY!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HETERODONTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH HETERODONTOSAURUS.

Friday, January 05, 2007

MASSOSPONDYLUS!!!!!!11111111!!!11!!!!

THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111111!!!1!1!! NO ONE CAN HATE IT BECAUSE ITS SO CONGENIAL!!!!!!111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN EXPERTS HATE IT!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!! NOT EVEN DINOSAUR HATERS HATE IT!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!! THATS HOW LOVABLE IT IS!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!! IT TREATS EVERY DINOSAUR KINDLY AND NEVER HAS DONE ANYTHING UNKIND!!!!!!!!11111111111!!! ITS EVEN KIND TO EXPERTS AND DINOSAUR HATERS!11!!1!!!!!11!!!! IF IT EVER COMMITED A CRIME (WHICH IT WONT AND NEVER WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!) NO ONE WOULD CARE BECAUSE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS IS SO LOVABLE!!!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE MASSOSPONDYLUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MASSOSPONDYLUS.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

TROODON!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!

THE TROODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! IT IS VERY INTELLECTUAL!!!!!11!!!! SOME POEPLE SAY THAT THIS IS BECAUSE OF ITS LARGE BRAIN BUT THEYRE INFLUENCED BY THE EXPERTS!!!!!!!111111!! ITS ACTUALLY THEIR TAIL!!!!!!1!!!!1111!!!!!! EARLY TROODON MYSTICS DISCOVERED A WAY TO MAKE THE TROODONS TAIL EMMIT WAVES THAT INTERFERED WITH THE BRAIN WAVES TO MAKE THEM AWESOME!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME TROODONS HAVE GOTTEN THE AWESOME BRAIN WAVES TO BE SO AWESOME THAT THEY ARE GRANTED X-RAY VISION!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THIS IS PROBABLY THE SAME WAY STEGOSAURUS CAN EXPLODE STUFF WITH THEIR MIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! YET STRANGLY STEGOSAURUSES ARE STRANGLY STUPID!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!! I LOVE THE TROODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE TROODON.