Wednesday, February 14, 2007

CERATOSAURUS!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!11

THE CERATOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!! IS A COWARD!!111!!!!!!! IT MAY LOOK TOUGH BUT ITS JUST TRYING TO TRICK OTHER DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALTOUGH NO DINOSAUR IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN TRICKED!!!11111111!! THEY ALL NO THAT THEY SIGHT OF A FLY WILL SCARE A CERATOSAURUS!!!!!!!!1111111!!!! WHENEVER THEY ARE FACED WITH A FIGHT THEY RUN AMOK AND CAUSE A BUNCH OF CHAOS!!!!!!!1111111!!! BECAUSE OF THIS CERATOSAURUS TAKE UP THE LARGEST NUMBER IN THE GALLIMIMUSES ARMIES BECAUSE GALLIMIMUSES BELIEVE CHAOS IS THE BEST WEAPON!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE CERATOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CERATOSAURUS.

6 comments:

Vincent said...

Indeed, I suppose I am no dinosaur. Immediately upon seeing this newest post, my eyes fell to the picture and I thought "What a tough looking dinosaur!"

It may be a largely semantic question, but I must ask: When you declare that no dinosaur in the history of the world has been tricked, does that mean regarding the Ceratosaurus's attempted trickery? Or in general? I'm pretty sure it's the former, as I think there may be instances in the past where you've mentioned dinosaurs being tricked, but it's certainly a provocative statement.

Considering that the Ceratosauruses tend to cause chaos when faced with battle, how do the Gallimimuses get them to enlist to begin with? Conscription? Are they found integrated with the other ranks? While causing disarray in battle can be an asset when applied to the other side, confusion and panic on one's own side seems a trifle unwise to me.

But then, I'm not a military strategist. I've been meaning to read Sun Tzu's The Art of War but haven't gotten around to it.

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT OBVIOUSLY MEANS THE CERATOSAURUSES ATTEMPTED TRICKERY!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!! THEY GET ENLISTED BY MIND CONTROL!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE GOOD AT CONTROLING CHAOS!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

THE GALLIMIMUS IS GOOD AT CONTROLLING CHAOS!!!!!!!!11111!!! THAT WASNT THAT CLEAR!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!

The Jar said...

Ceratosaurus: Hark, my dinosaur skills doth abound!
Triceratops: Verily, thou decievest thyself. Mine eyes report that thine capabilities are fraudulent.
Ceratosaurus: Avast, I am undone!
Stegosaurus: A pirate, ye be not.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THEN THE STEGOSAURUS BLEW THE CERATOSAURUS UP WITH ITS MIND!!!!!1111!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!

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