Friday, March 30, 2007

MINMI!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MINMI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A VERY PICKY EATER!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! IN FACT THAT THE ONLY THING IT LIKES TO EAT IS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!! THIS HAS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH THE SURVIVABLITY OF THE MINMI!!!!!!!!!1111111!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY ITS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH ITS INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS BECAUSE THEY SEE TEH MINMI AS WHINY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! PERHAPS THE DINOSAUR THAT HATES THE MINMI THE MOST IS THE CHASMATOSAURUS BECAUSE IN ITS DAY IT HAD TO EAT WHATEVER WAS GIVEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! BUT TENSIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS ARE EASING FOR THE MINMI BECAUSE ONE DAY THE TROODON HAD ENOUGH WITHT THE MINMI SO IT FOUND OUT WITH ITS SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCE
THAT A FLUX CAPICITOR CAUSE MUTATIONS THAT CAUSE PHOTOSYTHESIS SO IT GOT THE BRONTOSAURUS TO INSERT A FLUX CAPICITOR INTO EVERY MINMI SO NOW THE MINMI CAN UNDERGO PHOTOSYNTHESIS WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF BEING ABLE TO TIME TRAVEL WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!! I LOVE THE MINMI AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MINMI.

Thursday, March 08, 2007

HUMANS!!!!!!!!!1!!??????!?!?1?!!??/1!!!!!!!!!111?11/????????????????!/!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

THE HUMAN IS THE COOLEST MAMMAL EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARENT DINOSAURS BUT MANY LIVE IN PANGEA!!!!!!11!!!! HUMANS STARTING GOING TO PANGEA WHEN JOHN LOCKE BUILT A TIME MACHINE AND DISCOVERED THAT ALL PEOPLE WENT TO THE END OF TIME WHEN THEY DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!! IT WAS VERY CRAMPED THERE AND JOHN LOCKE DIDNT LIKE THAT SO HE REDIRECTED THE PEOPLE EITHER TO PANGEA TO LIVE WITH THE DINOSAURS AND ANCIENT MARS FOR PEOPLE TO LIVE WITH THE MARSASAURS!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!! HE THEN SET HIMSELF TO LIVE IN BOTH HUMAN EARTH AND PANGEA AT THE SAME TIME AND SAID THAT ANYONE WHO FOUND HIM AND KNEW THAT HE LIVED IN BOTH TIMES SIMULTANEOUSLY THEY COULD TOO!!!!!!11111!!!!!! SO FAR ONLY ME AND ABRAHAM LINCOLN HAVE DONE THAT!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! OTHER PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN PANGEA ARE US PRESIDENTS AWESOME PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO LIVE WITH AWESOME CREATURES AS AWESOME AS DINOSAURS AND EVIL PEOPLE WHO NEED TO USE DINOSAURS TO MEND THEIR EVIL WAYS!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!! THE REST GO TO ANCIENT MARS TO LIVE WITHT HE MARSASAURS WHO ARE COOL BUT NOT AWESOME!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!111!! I LOVE THE HUMAN AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE HUMAN.