Thursday, January 11, 2007

DILOPHOSAURUS!1!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE DILPHOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!! THE TWO FINS ON TOP OF ITS HEAD STORE ITS BRAINS!!!!!!!1111111111!!! NOTICE HOW I SAID BRAINS AND NOT BRAIN BECAUSE THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAS ONE BRAIN IN EACH FIN!11111111111!!!!!!!! THE BRAINS ARENT FRIENDS THOUGH!!! THEY ARE IN A CONSTANT BATTLE!11111!!!! ONE TENDS TO BE NICER AND DO NICER THINGS WHILE THE OTHER TENDS TO BE MEANER AND DO MEANER THINGS!!!!!1111111111!!!! THIS CONSTANT CHANGE IN PERSONALITY MAKES THE DILOPHOSAURUS HAVE A VERY UNSTABLE LIFE WITH CONSTANTLY CHANGING DECISIONS!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! I LOVE THE DILOPHOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DILOPHOSAURUS.










THE OTHER KID IS A METAPHOR FOR THE DILPHOSAURUS'S PERSONALITY!!!!!!11111!!!

12 comments:

Yarjka said...

This dinosaur scares me. What is it capable of? It seems that it doesn't know itself.

Dinosaur Joe said...

ITS CAPABLE OF WHATEVER THE DOMINANT BRAIN FEELS LIKE!!!!!!11111111!!!

Vincent said...

Fascinating! I'm aware of the human phenomenon of multiple personality disorder. However, this takes it one step further.

Does each brain recognize itself as the same entity? Do they refer to themselves by the same name? What kind of stresses does this put on their personal relationships? Is it something their friends and loved ones just have to overcome? Or, when the meaner brain takes control, is the Dilophosaurus shunned? I'd assume the brains do not share control of the body in any sort of orderly, fair fashion. How long can there be between intervals?

Either being or knowing a Dilophosaurus seems like a trial.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THEY HAVE THEIR OWN IDENTITIES!!!!!!!!!111111!! THEY HAVE LITTLE RELATIONSHIPS BECUASE ITS SO HARD FOR THEM!!!!!!!1111111!!1 THIS IS BECAUSE THE MEAN PERSONALITY OFTEN EATS THE NICE PERSONALTYS FRIENDS!!!!!!!!111111!!!

Vincent said...

Oh, my. The nicer half must be so lonely.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THE MEAN HALF IS THE LONELY ONE!!111111111!!!! AT LEAST THE NICE HALF GETS TO START FRIENDSHIPS!1111111111111111!!!

Vincent said...

Is that half of the Dilophosaurus so affable that it can so quickly earn the trust and friendship of others that it doesn't feel the sting of loneliness? I don't know if that's more or less tragic.

Also, and I realize I've probably already received more answers than I'm rightly due, but I am still curious about at what sort of interval the brains switch off? Are there trends?

Dinosaur Joe said...

THE TRENDS ARE OBVIOUSLY PERIODS OF ABOUT 1 DAY!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!1

Dinosaur Joe said...

THE TRENDS ARE OBVIOUSLY PERIODS OF ABOUT 1 DAY!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!1

Dinosaur Joe said...

SORRY I POSTED TWICE!!!!!!!!!111111!!! THERES A LITTLE DILOPHOSAURUS IN ALL OF US!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!

Thirdmango said...

Did you just google Dilophosaurus and kids together and find these kids? Because if you had actually read the article you woul have found that these two kids do not in fact "Love" the Dilophosaurus, but were caught in a dreadful Dilophosaurus accident. This was taken just moments before the Dilophosaurus trampled them to death. Apparently both brains of the Dilophosaurus decided that killing anyone that likes 80s musicals isn't worth living on this earth and these two bright young 80's musicologists were caught in that onslaught. You need to read these things next time.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THEY WANTED TO DIE!111111!!!!!! THE DILOPHOSAURUS WAS A SAVIOR TO THEM!!!111111!!!!!