Tuesday, January 16, 2007

GIGANOTOSAURUS!!!!!11111111111111111111!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!

THE GIGANOTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111!!!! ITS REALLY BIG ALTHOUGH ITS NOT AS BIG AS LOTS OF THEM!11111111!!!!! THE REALLY BIG THE ABOUT IT IS ITS EGO!!!!!!1111!!!!!! IT EVEN THINKS ITS THE BIGGEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CONTINUOSLY STARTS REVOLUTION TO TRY TO GET THE THRONE TO THE DINOSAUR KINGDOM!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!! EVEN WHEN THE GALLIMIMUS TOOK OVER!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE GIGANOTOSAURUS CONSTANTLY ANNOYS EVERY OTHER DINOSAUR WITH ITS GIANT EGO IT MAY BE THEIR LAST HOPE FOR A RULE OTHER THAN THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!1111111!!! I LOVE THE GIGANOTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GIGANOTOSAURUS.

7 comments:

Vincent said...

Has the Gigantosaurus ever encountered the Argentinasaurus Considering that the Argentinasaurus is actually the largest dinosaur, yet has not asserted its rightful claim to the throne, would it even be bothered by such egotistical nonsense?

You chose the word "annoy" to describe how other dinosaurs feel about the Gigantosaurus's tendency to prattle on about how it truly is the largest dinosaur. When attempting to achieve the crown, does the Gigantosaurus actually plot political coups and demonstrate in the streets? Or is it more of the "sitting around my apartment with half a warm beer, kvetching all afternoon about the same damn thing, dear god, why isn't he gone yet?" variety?

P.S. Is this not the same kid who loves the Baryonyx? How fickle the human heart is!

Dinosaur Joe said...

YES THE ARGENTINASAURUS DOES GET ANNOYED BY THE GIGANOTOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THE GIGANOTSAURUS HAS MANY DISORGANIZED REVOLTS!!!!!11111111!!!! AND THE KID HAS SUCH A BIG EGO THAT HE THINKS HE CAN LOVE TWO DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!1

Yarjka said...

The kid's a hack. He claims to love every dinosaur. Yesterday, I asked him if he loved the Mameokallisaurus, and he said it was "his favorite dinosaur; evar!@!!" This sort of careless attitude about choosing a favorite dinosaur is enough to make me sick.

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOU LIE YARJKA!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!! NO KID LOVES THE MAMEOKALLISAURUS!!111111111!!! IT DOESNT EVEN EXIST!!11111111111!!!!!!!

Thirdmango said...

Obviously if you were paying attention you'd realize that this kid isn't an egomaniac. He does like dinosaurs though, from what I understand, his favorite seems to be the Mameokallisaurus.

Thirdmango said...

What is this? You've used this kid already for the Baryonyx, which was a better choice, yet still not quite on par. Though if you did make a Baryonyx and a Giganotosaurus mate, you'd have a Mameokallisaurus. So I rescind my comment, you do understand this kid, as he does like parents of the fabulous Mameokallisaurus. You got lucky.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANKS FOR ACTUALLY RECOGNIZING A DINOSAUR LOVER WHEN YOU SEE ONE THIRD MANGO!!!!11111111!!!!! ALSO THE MAMEOKALLISAURUS DOESNT EXIST!11111111!!!!!!!!!