Thursday, August 30, 2007

UTAHRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!

THE UTAHRAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!! IT IS THE FASTEST MOST VICIOUS MOST STEALTHY DINOSAUR AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! ITS TOO BAD IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOSAURS HAVE CLAIMED THAT THEYVE SEEN IT AND SOME HAVE EVEN TAKEN PICTURES BUT ALL THE CLAIMS ARE PROVEN FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPERTS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND ITS BONES BUT THEY JUST MADE THE BONES TO TRICK US!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE UTAHRAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE UTAHRAPTOR!!!!!!11!!!!

GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE GASTONIA BURGEI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! IT ENJOYS LINGUISTICS!!!!!!!!1!!!!! EVERY GASTONIA BURGEI READS THE DINOSAUR DICTIONARY ABOUT 10000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! IT ENJOYS THE COMPLEX WORDS SO MUCH THAT IT USES THEM CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES IT VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!1!!! MOST DINOSAURS NEED A TROODON TO TRANSLATE TEH GASTONIA BURGEI BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THEN ITS HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!1111!!!!! THIS IS TOO BAD BECAUSE THE GASTONIA BURGEI KNOWS HOW TO GRANT IMMORTALITY, BUT ITS LANGUAGE WHEN EXPLAINING HOW IS TOO COMPLEX THAT NOT EVEN A TROODON CAN TRANSLATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE GASTONIA BURGEI AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!111!!

PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE PARASAUROLOPHUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! IT MAKES A GREAT SENATOR!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!! THE DINOSAUR SENATE IS SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO REPRESENTATIVES FROM EACH DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY EVERY DINOSAUR WOULD RATHER PURSUE ITS OWN INTEREST SO IT GIVES ITS POSITION TO THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES THE SENATE HAVE THE UNITED CAUSE OF INCREASING ITS POWER SO THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES CAN ENJOY EVEN MORE SENATE BLISS!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! EVER SINCE THE GALLIMIMUS RULE ITS BEEN HARD FOR THE PARASAUROLOPHUSES TO GAIN POWER BUT WITH THEIR COMBINED EFFORT IT IS THE MOST LIKELY DINOSAUR TO OVERTHROW THE GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!!11!!!!! I LOVE THE PARASAUROLOPHUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!1! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PARASAUROLOPHUS!!111!!