Wednesday, January 10, 2007

HETERODONTOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!!!!1

THE HETERODONTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111111!!! THE EXPERTS ARE RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING THEY SAY ABOUT IT BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY ACTS LIKE AN ANIMAL!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!! IN DINOSAUR LANGUAGE HETERODONTOSAURUS ACTUALLY MEANS ANIMAL LIKE DINOSAUR!!!!!111111111!!!!1!! IT CANT TALK OR DO ANYTHING ELSE THAT SEPERATES DINOSAURS FROM THE COMMON ANIMAL!!111111111!!!!! THIS HAS LED IT TO BE USED BY THE DINOSAURS AS HUMANS USE ANIMALS!!!!!!!111111!!!!!! ALL DINOSAURS USED TO EAT THE HETERODONTOSAURUS MEAT BUT AS THINGS HAVE PROGRESSED SOME DINOSAURS DECIDED TO BE NICER TO THE HETERODONTOSAURUSES AND BECOME VEGETARIANS!11111!!! THE CARNIVORES GOT MAD AND STARTED EATING THE VEGETARIANS AND THATS HOW THE DINOSAUR FOOD CHAIN IS TODAY!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE HETERODONTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH HETERODONTOSAURUS.

9 comments:

Yarjka said...

Fascinating how an entire food chain develops due to a single species of dinosaur that lived in the Jurassic period, so many years ago. It makes one wonder, what lies ahead for our own food chain? Are we, the meat-eating populace, to begin eating those among us who have split off to become 'vegetarians'? If so, when will this change occur.

John D. Moore said...

Considering their animal-like qualities and the parallel sympathies it has instilled within select dinosaurs, motivating them toward vegetarianism, were the Heterodontosauruses domesticated as pets? Were there trained Heterodontosauruses?

I do hope Yarjka's disturbing conjecture proves false. While those like Maddox have their fun in deriding vegetarians, I do hope this jabbing doesn't eventually evolve into a movement. Should such an event occur -- and I hope for the sake of the humanity I try so desperately to retain faith in, that it never comes to pass -- I do hope that it happens long after I am gone. I could not bear to see it. What disturbs me most is the eerie resemblance the world of the dinosaurs has with our own. It almost seems inevitable. How grim.

Dinosaur Joe said...

YES HETERODONTOSAURUSES MAKE GREAT HOUSEHOLD PETS!!!!!!!111111!!! AND HUMANS WILL NEVER EAT EACHOTHER BECAUSE ITS AGAINST THE LAW!!!!!!!1111111111111111!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

OH I FORGOT!!111111111!!! SOME DINOSAURS HAVE GONE VEGAN MAKING OTHER DINOSAURS DRINK THE VEGEN DINOSAUR'S MILK!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! BUT ONLY A SELECT AMOUNT OF DISTURBED DINOSAURS ARE DOING THIS!!!1111111111!!!

John D. Moore said...

Well, I'm glad that humans won't take this route. Considering the evidence, I've got some lingering wariness. However, I will probably be able to sleep okay.

So, I judge that the ruling body of the dinosaurs doesn't regard the eating of other dinosaurs as illegal? What about those frightening, vegan milk-drinking dinosaurs? Like how the grotesque joke of eating sympathetic dinosaurs established the food chain, did this become a larger development? Is this a breed of dinosaur that has not yet been discovered by modern day researchers?

Dinosaur Joe said...

EATING VEGETARIANS WAS POPULAR RIGHT AWAY!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! DRINKING VEGANS MILK WILL NEVER BE!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!

John D. Moore said...

Well, I guess that's good news.

Thirdmango said...

Finally you have found a "kid" you can understand. For once, I agree with you.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANKS THIRD MANGO!!!!!!111!!! YOURE SMART FOR ONCE!!!!!1111!!!!1