Friday, November 10, 2006

VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!

THE VELOCIRAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DIONSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!@@@111!!!!!!!! THEY SWING FROM TREES AT HIGH SPEEDS TO LAUNCH THEMSELVES AT OTHER DINOSAURS NESTS AND STEAL THE EGGS IN THE NESTS!!!!!!11111!!!!! THEY CAN RUN ALMOST AS FAST AS THE COMPSOGNATHUS AND ARE ALMOST AS SMALL AS THE COMPSOGNATHUS!! BUT THEY AREN'T AS ELUSIVE THOUGH!!!!!! THEYRE SMARTER THAN THE COMPSOGNATHUS THOUGH!!!!!!!! THEY'VE INVENTED FIRE SO THEY CAN COOK THIER EGGS!!!! THEY ALSO HOST DINOSAUR EVENTS AND ALL THE DINOSAURS GATHER AROUND A BONFIRE!!!!!!!1111!!!!! SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY AND START HUGE FIRES!!!!!!!!! BUT LUCKILY THE PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS HELPS WITH ITS FROST POWERS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!! I LOVE TEH VELOCIRAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!1!!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE VELOCIRAPTOR!!


9 comments:

Redoubt said...

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Dinosaur Joe said...

THAT IS ACTUALLY A GOOD IDEA!!!!!! DESPITE THE BAD TYPING!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Wait... so was Prometheus a Velociraptor?

Surplusrooster said...

I find it wonderful that dinosaurs are able to work together so beautifully, even if some of them tend to eat meat.

Anonymous said...

Liver to a corporeal roc. Pit
vapor (roil vector) over it,
clapt, I.

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over April toc-tic, over-plea, or-
ate. O,

crop-livrt, I prove
carol-rapt. Velcro I.

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This has been the anagrammatic musings of a Promethean velociraptor.

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO PROMETHEUS WAS NOT A VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!1111!! AFTER THE FALL OF THE DINOSAURS FIRE WAS LOST UNTIL PROMETHEUS DISCOVERED IT AGAIN!!!111!!!! AND YES IT IS WONDERFUL THAT THEY WORK TOGETHER!!!! ITS SORT OF LIKE A CANNIBAL SOCIETY!!!!!!

Vincent said...

Curious. Have there been any other inventors/deliverers of fire throughout history?

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent said...

My bad.