Monday, November 13, 2006

PLESIOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PLESIOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!! SOME BELIEVE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO BE A PLESIOSAURUS AND THEY ARE PROBABLY RIGHT!!!!!111!!!! THE PLESIOSAURUSES HAVE VERY ADVANCED MEDICINE AND LIVE VERY LONG AMOUNTS OF TIME!!!111!!!! THEY HAVE HOSPITALS ALL THROUGHOUT THE OCEAN AND DINOSAURS ALL OVER THE WORLD COME IN SCUBA SUITS TO BE TREATED OF ILLNESS!!!!!111!!! PLESIOSAURUSES OFTEN ARE VERY STUDIOUS AND DON'T LIKE TO DO BADLY IN PLESIOSAURUS SCHOOL11!!!!!!111!!!! SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE STRESSED FROM THIS AND BORROW A BRONTOSAURUS'S TIME MACHINE AND GO TO THE FUTURE TO RAID SHIPS!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PLESIOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PLESIOSAURUS.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rue lips as sour as soul is.
Puerile us, so up, as roses.
Usual piles up as our
isles sap a sour
"I". Usual is so pure.

This has been an anagrammatic eulogy to the long-lived, watery Plesiosaurus.

Yarjka said...

I've never seen the Loch Ness monster.

Vincent said...
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Vincent said...

Have the medical advancements of the Pleisiosaurus surpassed even our own? Is there much we can learn from them? Or vice versa? What are the chances that, with the Loch Ness monster ("Nessie") serving as an ambassador between our species, could make a push for mutually beneficial collaboration on health issues? Together, could we save the world? I look forward to reading your opinion on this matter. This could be the beginning of a beautiful, pivotal chapter in human relationships with the other life on our planet.

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GOOD POINT VINCENT!!!!!111!!! WERE PRETTY MUCH ON THE SAME LEVEL EXCEPT FOR THE PLESIOSAURUSES CAN CURE CANCER AND AIDS!!! THE ONLY BARRIER IS LANGUAGE!!!!

Vincent said...

Do you think they could learn Esperanto?

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO BUT MAYBE MONGOLIAN!!!!!!

Surplusrooster said...

Perhaps the Soyombo script, could be used in combination with the Mongolian language to more effectively communicate with the pleisiosaurs.

Dinosaur Joe said...

SOYOMBO???!!!!????

Yarjka said...

I don't think the Pleisiosaurus could learn to read the horizontal soyombo script. Perhaps delving into antiquity to uncover the first Mongolian script would be the key to combining our two worlds. I know the kid in the picture is working on just that task. Through studious research, he hopes to save mankind from the detrimental effects of AIDS and CANCER. He'd better hurry though, cause "Nessie" is planning on dying soon, from what I've been told. Ironically, he has CANCER (Cardioangio Clavicular Exorrhea). It's not fun, especially for a pleisiosaurus. My heart goes out to him, and to all those who suffer from AIDS and CANCER, be they pleisiosaurus or human.

Vincent said...

The Soyombo script is quite fascinating. Naturally, I don't necessarily expect Dinosaur Joe to know everything about everything. His focus is, naturally, dinosaurs. Of course, though, I fully expect that as far as pure capacity forunderstanding and observation, Dinosaur Joe exceeds my me on every level. While he may not have a knowledge of the magnificent Soyombo script, I believe that this is but evidence of my grab bag of trivia that I occasionally try to pass off as education and intelligence, while he truly has the upper hand.

Dinosaur Joe said...

I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS SOYOMBO SCRIPT. BUT YES MAYBE IT COULD WORK!!!!1111!!! BUT YARJKA COULD ALSO BE RIGHT!!!!

Vincent said...

Yarjka, I hope that it's okay if I speak to you through this blog, but I was wondering if you could provide me some more information on this child. I have much admiration for his cause and would like to volunteer whatever meager resources or means I could afford to his noble cause.

Much thanks in advance.

Thirdmango said...

It can't be the Lochness Monster, it could be something else though like a deep sea fish or a tiger.

Dinosaur Joe said...

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT A DEEP SEA FISH OR TIGER??????!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!? YOU DONT DNOW ANYTHING THIRDMANGO