Wednesday, September 12, 2007

CETIOSAURUS!!!111111111111!!!!!

THE CETIOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111!!!! IT IS ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!111111!!! IT SPENDS COUNTLESS HOURS DRINKING AND DRINKING AND DRINKING BUT NEVER DIES OF ALCOHOL BECAUSE ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!! SOME CETIOSAURUSES TRY TO QUIT BUT THE ALCOHOL ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THEM!!!!!11111!! DESPITE ITS ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL EVERYBODY LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS BECAUSE IT CAN BRING BACK TEH DEAD WHILE IT DRINKS ALCOHOL!!!!!111111!!! IT ALSO IS GENERALLY LOVEABLE!!!!1111! I LOVE TEH CETIOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME11!!!!!!1111!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS!111111111!!

41 comments:

ChrisV82 said...

Does the Cetiosaurus drink to party or drink to drown its sorrow? It seems like the Lesothosaurus, which gets depressed, would be the drunk of the dinosaur family.

This is why I come here, for the knowledge.

Vincent said...

Obviously, the Cetiosaurus is huge. You mention that it never dies of alcohol poisoning due to its massiveness, but at its size, is it even possible for it to get drunk? To advance past a light buzz, let alone approach it? How sad it would be if all it was looking for was just a taste of that sweet, heady intoxication, perhaps something it once felt but can attain no more. But it brings back the dead, so at least there's some benefit.

Speaking of bringing back the dead, how does that work? Does it target its resurrection on specific dinosaurs or is it just a power emanating from its body? How long can a body be dead and still be eligible for reanimation? Are they the same or zombies?

Yarjka said...

If only we could all drink as much as the Cetiosaurus, then we could all bring back the dead and there would be zombies among us!

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT BELIEVES IT CAN RAISE THE DEAD THEREFORE IT CAN!!!!!!1111111!! AND ITS OBVIOUSLY ALWAYS DRUNK BECAUSE ITS ALWAYS DRINKING!!!!!!11111111!!! AND IT DRINKS FOR THE SAKE OF DRINKING!!!11111111!!

Vincent said...

Is there any documented evidence of the Cetiosaurus raising the deceased? If not, accepting that it can simply because it believes it can seems to be stretching the tolerance of other beliefs a bit too far.

The Jar said...

If I believe that I can believe you, is that necessarily true? I'm not sure that it is...

The Jar said...

Cetiosaurus

us riot 'cause
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ciao

This has been a drunken cetiosaurus chant
-Jarnonymous

The Jar said...

I miss Dinosaur Joe. I haven't gotten to hear about so many dinosaurs!

Haze! said...

Come back Dinosaur Joe!

Louis said...

Pssh good riddance. This blog had a remarkable lack of funny.

The World said...

Come back, Dinosaur Joe. We miss you.

Vincent said...

Some of us didn't come here for the funny. We came here for the educational value.

Alas.

Jai said...

:(

Yarjka said...

It's been a year. I still await your next post with anticipation.

Thirdmango said...

I believe in the second coming of Dinosaur Joe.

John D. Moore said...

Dinosaur Joe has now been retired for longer than he was producing content. Alack and alas.

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