Thursday, August 30, 2007

GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!

THE GASTONIA BURGEI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! IT ENJOYS LINGUISTICS!!!!!!!!1!!!!! EVERY GASTONIA BURGEI READS THE DINOSAUR DICTIONARY ABOUT 10000 TIMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!! IT ENJOYS THE COMPLEX WORDS SO MUCH THAT IT USES THEM CONSTANTLY!!!!!!!!11!! THIS MAKES IT VERY HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!1!!! MOST DINOSAURS NEED A TROODON TO TRANSLATE TEH GASTONIA BURGEI BECAUSE THE WORDS ARE SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!!! EVEN THEN ITS HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!1111!!!!! THIS IS TOO BAD BECAUSE THE GASTONIA BURGEI KNOWS HOW TO GRANT IMMORTALITY, BUT ITS LANGUAGE WHEN EXPLAINING HOW IS TOO COMPLEX THAT NOT EVEN A TROODON CAN TRANSLATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE GASTONIA BURGEI AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GASTONIA BURGEI!!!!111!!

4 comments:

Vincent said...

Why can the Gastonia Burgei (most awesome that it has those two separate names, by the way) not translate its own thoughts and words into something comprehensible to your average lay dinosaur? Though I know a couple linguistically-minded and -educated people, they can communicate at many different levels, yea, even the language of the street. Is it not frustrated by not being understood?

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT WILL NEVER COMMUNICATE IN STREET SPEAK!!!1!! ITS NOT SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!11!!!

ChrisV82 said...

If the Gastonia Burgei knows how to grant immortality, does that mean they exist in the 21st Century? If so, are they hidden somewhere, like the rain forest in Brazil, or do they hold corporate jobs?

Dinosaur Joe said...

THEY'RE AMONG YOU EVEN AS YOU SPEAK BUT THEY'RE INVISIBLE!!!!111111111!!!!