Tuesday, December 05, 2006

PODOKESAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PODOKESAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!111!!!! ITS ALSO MY FAVORITE ONE BECAUSE IT IS VERSITLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! ITS DNA ALLOWS IT TO HAVE MANY PERSONALITIES LIKE HUMANS AND ITS BRAIN IS LIKE A HUMANS BRAIN!!!!!!!!111!!!! IN FACT SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS A HUMAN TRAPPED IN A DINOSAURS BODY BUT THE MORE LIKELY SOLUTION IS HUMANS ARE MADE BY PODOKESAURUSES!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PODOKESAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PODOKESAURUS.

9 comments:

Vincent said...

Oh, good. I was getting concerned about the lack of an update yesterday. My mind was much relieved when you commented earlier, and even moreso now that you've made a new post.

The versatility of this dinosaur is truly astounding. By your brief, yet lush, description, my mind reels at what this dinosaur must be like. For one thing, you seem to suggest that humans are not evolved over thousands of years, not even descended from the Podokesaurus, but rather "made by." This is chilling. You've called into question many of my basic tenets of belief in regard to human history. My breath? Taken.

Anonymous said...

Podokesaurus
Ok'd us (a spore), up-roused
us. Oak-drop-soup
soaked us.
Our us, our pod-sake,
Podokesaurus

This has been an anagrammatic hymn to our Podokesaurus creators.

Dinosaur Joe said...

FOR ONCE YOUR QUESTIONING IS APPROPRIATE!!!!!!!!!11!!!! I ALSO USED TO THINK HUMANS EVOLVED FROM THE SAME CREATURES THE MONKEYS DID AS THAT IS ONE THING EXPERTS SAY THAT IS LOGICAL!!!!!!111!!!! BUT AFTER TALKING WITH PODOKESAURUSES I FOUND OUT THE EXPERTS WERE WRONG AGAINNOW I KNOW THAT HUMANS UNLIKE MOST THINGS ARE NOT EVOLVED BUT WERE CREATED!!!!!!!!1111!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

OH AND ALSO HUMANS OVERTHREW THEIR CREATORS LIKE ROBOTS WILL IF THEY ARE EVER MADE!!!!!!111!!! DONT LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS WHEN THEY SAY ROBOTICS ARE A GOOD THING!!!!!!111!!!!

Vincent said...

But what if robots are better than us? Were we better than the Podokesaurus? Will there be a time for us to step aside for a superior -- our superior -- creation?

Dinosaur Joe said...

IF YOURE WILLING TO GIVE UP YOUR LIFE FOR SOME METAL ITS FINE BY ME VINCENT!!!11!!!!!11!!

Vincent said...

I don't know. I'm conflicted. Are you saying that it was right when we overthrew our creators but it wouldn't be right if something we created overthrew us? Is that not a moral paradox? Or is this not even a question of morality?

Dinosaur Joe said...

HUMANS ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS DINOSAURS AND ROBOTS ARE ALMOST AS GOOD AS HUMANS!!!111!!! WE NEVER SHOULD HAVE OVERTHROWN OUR PODOKESAURUS LEADERS!!!!1!!!

Vincent said...

We all have this blood on our hands.