Monday, November 06, 2006

COMPSOGNATHUS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

TEH COMPSOGNATHUS IS A VERY ELUSIVE DINOSAUR!!!!!11!!! TATH MAKES IT THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO ELUSIVE THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL I SAW ONE SCURY PAST FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR NINJAS BECAUSE OF THEIR SPEED!!!1!!! THEY CAN ALSO SEE THE FUTURE BECAUSE THE TRAVEL THAT FAST!!!!!!!111!!!!! IN THEIR UNDERGROUND LAIRS WHERE THE LIKE TO HIDE THEY HAVE MANY FORTUNE TELLING SHOPS!! AND THEY ALL WORK!!!!!!!!! THE COMSOGNATHUS IS THE SMALLEST DINOSAUR SO NOT MANY OTHER DINOSAURS CAN GET TO THEIR UNDERGROUND LAIRS!!!11!! I LOVE THE COMPSOGNATHUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE COMPSOGNATHUS

9 comments:

Vincent said...

Considering that the Compsognathus can scurry faster than the speed of light, has there been consideration made for harnassing their abilities to aide in space travel? I must say it's the first thought the crossed my mind and it thrills me so.

Yarjka said...

I have heard of the Compsognathus, but I believe all claims on its immense speed are unsubstantiated. This is in no means meant to imply that the Compsognathus can not run faster than the speed of light, but simply, to reiterate the fact that science still does not fully comprehend the breadth of this dinosaur's capabilities. Future delvings into space travel are unlikely at the moment.

Compsognathus said...

Traveling through space is one of our specialties, I thank you Dinosaur Joe for recognizing us as a valid dinosaur, may peace and happiness envelope you, from all of us here, in the Compsognathus Universe.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANK YOU COMPSOGNATHUS FOR PROVING YARJKA WRONG. ALSO VINCENT, ITS VERY HARD TO GET SOMETHING FROM THE PAST TO VISIT THE PRESENT BUT LEADING SCIENTISTS ARE WORKING ON A WAY TO DO IT!!!!

Yarjka said...

Well, that's just compsognathus's opinion - and he's welcome to it. However, it doesn't have the validity to disrepute the evaluations of leading scientists.

Dinosaur Joe said...

EXPERTS SUCK!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT YARJKA!!!! WE HAVE A REAL COMPSOGNATHUS HERE TELL THE TRUTH THTA COMPSOGNATUSES ARE REAL!!!!!!

Redoubt said...

1 s0 7o+a|Iy T0l|> y0|_|!!>!!!!!!!111!!!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO YOU DIDNT TELL ME BECAUSE YOUR TYPING SUCKS SO MUCH I COULDNT READ IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pst! Snug smooch
upon C-mas Ghost.
No tough scamps.

This has been an anagrammatic proposition from a Compsognathus.