Tuesday, November 28, 2006

ANCHISAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ANCHISAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111!!! UNLIKE MOST HERBIVORES IT WALKS ON TWO FEET!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE THE ANCHISAURUS IS A VERY HOLY DINOSAUR AND NEEDS TWO HANDS TO DO ITS PRIESTLY THINGS!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! WITH ITS HOLY POWERS THE ANCHISAURUS HAS DEVOLOPED THE POWER TO MEND WOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! KIND HEARTED ANCHISAURUSES TRAVEL AROUND TEH DINOSAUR WORLD AND HEAL WOUNDED DINOSAURS!@!!!!!!!!111!!! KIND HEARTED ANCHISAURUSES ALSO GIVE MONEY TO ORPHANED DINOSAUR CHILDREN WHOS PARENTS HAVE BEEN EATEN!!!!!!!111!! NOT ALL ANCHISAURUSES ARE KIND HEARTED THOUGH!! SOME ARE RACIST AND BELIEVE THAT ANCHISAURUSES ARE THE ONLY WORTHWHILE DINOSAUR IN THE EYES OF THE DINOSUAR GOD AND HAVE FORMED HATE GROUPS SIMILAR TO THE KKK!!!!!!!111!!! I LOVE THE ANCHISAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ANCHISAURUS.

11 comments:

The Jar said...

Dear Dinosaur Joe.

I'd never heard of an anchisaurus until now. It must be a very special dinosaur.

I also didn't know that the dinosaurs were a religious bunch, but I had a question. Can a typical anchisaurus heal anything beyond wounds (i.e. cancer, AIDS, achne)? How about their other priestly powers? Are these mostly cerimonial in nature, or can they do more fire and lightning "power of the lord" type stuff.

Finally, though I understand that many of the readers accept your word as is, I was curious if you had any references to support your theses. I understand that as you live in the tarpit, using paleological jounrals is ludicrous, I suspect there must be some sort of literature distributed in the tarpit that brings a semblance of methodology to your work. Perhaps they are edited and distributed by a so far unmentioned dinosaur.

In other words, while your writings give the masses an ad hoc way of recognizing and understanding dinosaurs, I know there are some out there (myself included) who feel that we might benefit from more precise writings.

warmest regards,
The Jar

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOUR STANDING HAS GONE WAY DOWN THE JAR!!!!!!!11!1111111111!!!!!!1HOW CAN YOU SAY I COULD BE LYING!!!!!!111!!!!!! ALL OF MY WRITINGS ARE APPROVED BY THE DINOSAURS WHO THE POST IS ABOUT!!!!!!!!111111!!!! IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME GO AND WATCH THE DINOSAUR NEWS!!!!! YOULL HAVE TO GO BACK IN TIME TO SEE IT THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! OH AND THEY CAN ONLY HEAL WOUNDS!!!!!!!! PLESIOSAURUSES ARE THE ONLY ONES GOOD AT HEALING DISEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!!

The Jar said...

Now now, Dinosaur Joe, I never accused you of lying; perhaps you didn't read my post closely enough. Using literature references is simply a way to create a paper trail so that those who are interested but not capable of personally asking Dinosaur Joe himself can have access to accurate/relevant information. Maybe they haven't invented paper in the tarpit yet?

Dinosaur Joe said...

IT WOULD BE NO USE TO POST LITERATURE REFERENCES BECAUSE I AM THE ONLY PERSON WHO UNDERSTANDS THE DINOSAUR LANGUAGE!!!!!11111!!!!!!

The Jar said...

ow, burn on humans!

Vincent said...

Ah, yes. Another insightful, yet dualistically inspiring and troubling, post. It moves me to discover that the dinosaurs had their own, smaller do-gooders. While we've heard about lavish dinosaur parties and eateries, one ends up with the feeling that we're only hearing abou the aristocracy, the fat cats, those whose reveling is paid for -- in sweat and in blood -- by the masses.

Yet here's another class of dinosaur that devotes a good deal of its life to the service of others in a non-discriminating fashion. The pious who recognize the importance of goodness beyond oneself have always served their populations well.

Of course, under the guise of piety, many (throughout a history I'd once naively thought of as tens or hundres of thousands of years, that I know see spans tens of millions) abuse their powers and standings to subjugate and exterminate those they deem inferior. It truly saddens my heart to know that hate, even in the most progressive and sympathetic of societies, is so seemingly inextinguishable.

With such chilling parallels to our own day, dare I ask whether the religion of the Anchisaurus bears any resemblance or shares a direct or indirect lineage with any modern religious movements?

Dinosaur Joe said...

THE ANCHISAURUSES HAVE MANY RELIGIONS!!!!!111!!!!!! ANCHISAURUSES ARE DIVIDED ON WHICH ONE IS THE TRUE ONE HOWEVER!!!!!111!!!!! ONLY ONE RELIGION HAS LASTED AND THAT IS SCIENTOLOGY!!!!!!!!!

Thirdmango said...

For once Dinosaur Joe you hath astounded even I. For a couple of days now I have debased your own validity of being able to choose children of which look up to said Dinosaurs with such same admiration as one such as thou. However, as I looked at the child this time, at first I thought this suckling lad was once again not worthy of your praise, being as how he seemed to be a religious God Fearing child of a ripe and humble age, but then in finding the Anchisauri to be the God Being race of Dinosaur which tells each of us to drink of it's own holy water and tells us to go back and throw a hail mary, I truely believe this time you have found a kindred spirit in your childhood chum of which you have beseeched to represent your claims of which you have thusly declared. A god fearing chap for a god being dino. Good choice, but be forewarned, you are on thin ice. I do not doubt your validity of being able to pick correct dinosaurs but your radar of people is much more to be desired.

Dinosaur Joe said...

THANK YOU FOR APPROVING THE KID I CHOSE!!!!! REMEMBER SEND PICTURES TO DINOSAURJOE@HOTMAIL.COM!!!!1!!

Anonymous said...

Can I, a rush such as air
unsuns, a raucus hic-sin aura
shush? I, unarc us?

This has been an anagrammatic Anchisaurus prayer.

Anonymous said...

I always inspired by you, your opinion and way of thinking, again, thanks for this nice post.

- Murk