THE PLATEOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!111111!!!!!! IT IS A MUSICAL GENIUS!!!!111!!!!!! IT IS ALWAYS THINKING OF A NEW SONG TO WRITE AND EVERY SONG IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!! SOMETIMES THE MUSIC A PLATEOSAURUS IS THINKING OF IS SO AWESOME THAT IT RADIATES INTO THE AIR AROUND IT AND OTHER DINOSAURS CROWD AROUND TO SEE THE AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! I LOVE THE PLATEOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!!!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PLATEOSAURUS!!!111111!!
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For once, a flawless post.
Why? Cause you forgot to include the kid. No kid picture means flawless post. Good work Joe, your mistake is my pleasure.
Ah, the world of the dinosaur arts is an intriguing one! Many of your posts have focused on the more scientific aspects of dinosaur culture. While both are valuable, I hope to see more on this sort of topic in the future.
However, you make much mention of how much the Plateosaurus thinks about composing its great music and how sometimes just thinking about this is enough to make its fellow dinosaurs marvel, though you never actually discuss the actual writing or performance of such music. I know many a person who goes about with all sorts of awesome ideas in his or her head without ever executing them in any form. Occasionally, yes, I can even be carried away in the excitement for their hypothetical projects. But ultimately, it's just a sort of grandstanding: no album is produced, no film is made, no story is told. Though a musical genius, does the Plateosaurus really ever get its ideas out of its head and out to the public? Or is it more inclined to sit back in the Triassic equivalent of coffee shops, pontificating about its own genius and theory without ever having any work to its name?
Furthermore, did dinosaurs have instruments or what?
THERE IS A KID PICTURE!!!!!!11111!!! YOU JUST NEED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!1111!! AND PLATEOSAURUSES PERFORM THEIR MUSIC IN THE PLACE THEY LIVE RIGHT AFTER THEY THINK OF IT!!!!!!!!! THE PERFORMANCE IS RECORDED TOO!!!!111111111!!!! AND DINOSAURS USE EVERY INSTRUMENT EVER MADE!!!!!!!111111!!!!
I see a kid.
That dinosaur may be a musical genius, but I wager it's also a dancing machine as well. Just look at it...such form, such style...it could really cut a rug, by the looks of it.
Presuming rugs existed back then.
IT CANT DANCE IT HAS NO SENSE OF RHYTHM!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!
AND HOW COULD YOU THINK OF SKINNING A DINOSAUR CHRISV82
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