Tuesday, July 03, 2007

GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE GIGANTORAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!11111111!!! ITS HUGE!!!!1111!!!!!! ALL CURRENT DINOSAUR SPECIES HAVE EVOLVED FROM THE GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!!!11111!!! SINCE THE SPECIES HAS BEEN AROUND FOR SO LONG IT IS VERY WISE!!!!!!1111!!!! GIGANTORAPTORS ARE OFTEN ADVISORS FOR GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS!!!!!111!! BUT SINCE THE RULE OF THE GALLIMIMUS THEYRE OFTEN IGNORED!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE GIGANTORAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!!!!!1! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GIGANTORAPTOR!!!!111!!!

11 comments:

John D. Moore said...

Ah, the Gigantoraptor! I've been waiting for this one and indeed there are some startling revelations. You say that it's the forebear of all dinosaurs, yet it's feathered. It is my understanding from my education that feathers were likely a later development in dinosaurs and something that shows their progression toward modern birds. Is that not what happened? What is the evolutionary track followed here? What is the history of dinosaurs concerning feathers? And why did they lose them as they continued to evolve, only to regain them?

Dinosaur Joe said...

YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT DINOSAURS EVOLVED FROM BIRDS VINCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE ALREADY SAID THAT ON THIS BLOG!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

John D. Moore said...

Have you? I'm sorry, I try to remember these things. Forgive me if you've already answered this, but if they evolved from birds, then where do modern birds come from? Or was it concurrent? Was the Archaeopteryx really toward the end of the dinosaur era? If so, why was it again feathered?

Wiglaf said...

I thought that "ALL CURRENT DINOSAUR SPECIES HAVE EVOLVED FROM THE GIGANTORAPTOR" meant just what it says -- That all modern, non-extinct dinosaur species (i.e. birds) have the Gigantoraptor as a common ancestor.

Dinosaur Joe said...

I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU LOGAN!!!!!!!1111111!! BIRDS DIDNT EVOLVE FROM DINOSAURS DINOSAURS EVOLVED FROM BIRDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAID THAT VERY CLEARLY1!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!

Dinosaur Joe said...

REMEMBER THAT IT TRIED TO BRING BACK THE THRILL OF BEING A BIRD VINCENT!!!!111111111!!!! AND MODERN BIRDS USED A TIME MACHINE FROM THE PALEOZOIC ERA!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!1

Ammon Allred said...

Like Vincent, I am happy to see that you are tackling cutting edge scientific discoveries head on. But I'm a little curious as to whether or not time travel fits into the mechanisms of evolution, as we understand them.

ChrisV82 said...

I wonder how many nuggets you could make from a Gigantoraptor. You'd need a lot of dipping sauce! Like a tar pit full of honey mustard or barbeque sauce or something.

Dinosaur Joe said...

TIME TRAVEL CANT EFFECT EVOLUTION BECAUSE WHENEVER SOMETHING MATES WITH SOMETHING FROM A DIFFERENT TIME A PARADOX IS CREATED AND TIME RESETS ITSELF TO BEFORE THE ENTITY THAT CAUSED THE PARADOX TIME TRAVELED!!!!!!!111111111!! AND WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT A DINOSAUR CHRIS V32

John D. Moore said...

Dinosaur-eating comes up a little too frequently in these comment sections for my tastes. That bad pun was unintentional.

So, Dinosaur Joe, what with this revelation on how mating and time travel interact with one another, I have a question: Should I find one of these apparently once-plentiful time travel devices and decide that I wanted to escape the present and move to a different time--let's just say Victorian England--and find that I wanted to settle down with a time-local woman there, would it prove to be impossible for us to consummate our marriage without triggering a time paradox that resets the universe?

If that's the case, with this knowledge, the experience of wistfully staring out the windows in the hallway on my lunch break will certainly be dampened this September.

Dinosaur Joe said...

NO VINCENT IT ONLY CAUSES A PARADOX IF ITS TWO DIFFERENT SPECIES FROM TWO DIFFERENT TIMES!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! UNLESS YOURE AN ALIEN OR SHES YOUR ANCESTOR THERE WILL BE NO PARADOX!!!11111111!!!!