THE MINMI IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS A VERY PICKY EATER!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! IN FACT THAT THE ONLY THING IT LIKES TO EAT IS CANDY!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!! THIS HAS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH THE SURVIVABLITY OF THE MINMI!!!!!!!!!1111111!!! BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY ITS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH ITS INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS BECAUSE THEY SEE TEH MINMI AS WHINY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! PERHAPS THE DINOSAUR THAT HATES THE MINMI THE MOST IS THE CHASMATOSAURUS BECAUSE IN ITS DAY IT HAD TO EAT WHATEVER WAS GIVEN TO IT!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! BUT TENSIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS ARE EASING FOR THE MINMI BECAUSE ONE DAY THE TROODON HAD ENOUGH WITHT THE MINMI SO IT FOUND OUT WITH ITS SUPERIOR INTELLIGENCETHAT A FLUX CAPICITOR CAUSE MUTATIONS THAT CAUSE PHOTOSYTHESIS SO IT GOT THE BRONTOSAURUS TO INSERT A FLUX CAPICITOR INTO EVERY MINMI SO NOW THE MINMI CAN UNDERGO PHOTOSYNTHESIS WITH THE ADDED BONUS OF BEING ABLE TO TIME TRAVEL WITHOUT A TIME MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!! I LOVE THE MINMI AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MINMI.
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It's hard to believe that dinosaur joe is approaching its first anniversary. I mean, really hard.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! THERES STILL 6 MONTHS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!
When you say that the Minmi can 'time travel without a time machine,' are you implying that photosynthesis somehow aids in time travel? Speaking of which, I realize that dinosaurology is your specialty, and not botany, but would you mind describing some of the plants that exist in Pangea, and what sort of candy the Minmi has at its disposal to eat? Thanks. Oh, and happy anniversary!
NO A FLUX CAPACITOR ASSISTS IN TIME TRAVEL MORON!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!! ALSO I COULD TALK TO THE LOCAL BOTANIST IF YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW ABOUT DINOSAURPLANTS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!
Candy is good
Boo, Dinosaur Joe is boring
YOU SAY LOVING DINOSUARS IS BORING??!??!?!/!?!1!>? YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!!!111!!!!!
Your post suggests all kinds of curious things about the social order of the dinosaurs. Herewith:
BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY ITS LED TO PROBLEMS WITH ITS INTERACTIONS WITH OTHER DINOSAURS BECAUSE THEY SEE TEH (sp) MINMI AS WHINY!![...]1!!!!!
Is it true that being considered whiny is more of a problem for the Minmi than its imminent problems with diabetes and susceptibility to extinction? That seems to be the implication here. Or are the two phenomena interrelated?
It's a leap, I know, but is it possible that survivability actually has an effect on the perceived "coolness" of a dinosaur?
PERHAPS THE DINOSAUR THAT HATES THE MINMI THE MOST IS THE CHASMATOSAURUS BECAUSE IN ITS DAY IT HAD TO EAT WHATEVER WAS GIVEN TO IT!![...]!!
Most interesting. I understand that the Chasmatosaurus has a traditional personality akin to a stereotype of an old man. However, by invoking "its day," it leads one to think that perhaps the Chasmatosaurus actually lived before the Minmi. What is the temporal scale of evolution and introduction of new species here?
Lastly, I truly wish that more individuals -- dinosaur, human, whatever -- would follow the Troodon's example. When there's something that irritates you, don't react with hatred. Solve the problem. The Troodon is to be admired.
Joe wrote:
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! THERES STILL 6 MONTHS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!"
I honestly don't know what I was talking about. I remember posting that comment, but I could've sworn it made sense at the time ... maybe I thought it was October. You know, a vernal-autumnal perception switch. It happens sometimes.
THE CHASMATOSAURUS ISNT OLDER THAN THE MINMI!!!!!!!1111!!! IT NEVER HAD ITS DAY IT JUST THINKS IT DID~!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!!
We want more Dinosaur Joe!
FACE IT LOGAN DINOSAUR JOE HAS ABANDONED YOU!!!!!!11111!!! WHY DONT YOU COME TO A PERSON WHO TRULY LOVES WHAT THEY WRITE ABOUT AT WWW.PALEOZOICJOE.BLOGSPOT.COM!!!!!!!!!!1111!!
DONT LISTEN TO PALEOZOIC JOE!!!!!!1111!!!1 I'M NOT ABLE TO TALK TO DINOSAURS AT THE MOMENT BECAUSE PALEOZOIC JOE IS SABATOGING ME!!!!!!111111!!!! IVE ALMOST COME THROUGH!!!!!!!11111! EXPECT MORE DINOSAUR JOE WITHIN THE WEEK!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!
DINOSAUR JOE?!~!!?1>1">1?1!?!?!>!>!?1?1?1>?1 IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I THOUGHT I GOT RID OF YOU!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOOKS LIKE YOU UNDERESTIMATED MY LOVE FOR DINOSAURS PALEOZOIC JOE!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!
MAYBE I HAVE THIS TIME BUT IN THE END I SHALL BE THE VICTOR!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just discovered this blog. It is full of lies, as I have made my readership aware.
Putting ph.d. in your screenname drastically lowers your charisma points, Herr Doktor.
And referencing "charisma points" drastically lowers yours.
P.S. How many "irony points" do I get?
Dinosaur Joe! I'm glad you're still around. I'm sorry to hear that this Paleozoic Joe has placed impediments to your progress in educating the modern world about dinosaurs. Hopefully, we hear from you soon.
But what you say raises an interesting question: you mention that you cannot currently speak to the dinosaurs due to Paleozoic Joe's treachery. How do you communicate with dinosaurs? Do you speak with the dinosaurs before writing about them here? How do they feel about what you write?
I SPEAK TO THEM!!!!!111111!! I NEED THEIR APPROVAL BEFORE I CAN TALK ABOUT THEM!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!1 SORRY ITS TAKEN LONGER TO UNDO PALEOZOIC JOES CURSE THAN I THOUGHT BUT I WILL BREAK IT SOON AND THERE WILL BE MORE DINOSAURS ON DINOSAUR JOE!!1111111111111111!!!!!!!!!111 OH AND IDEAS MAN PALEOZOIC JOE IS THE PACK OF LIES!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!
FACE IT DINOSAUR JOE YOU'LL NEVER SUCCEED!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!
Not to interrupt the feud, but since you interview the dinosaurs before write about them, do they actually approve of what is written about them? Do they read it? Sometimes you say some things that, while not untrue, could still be considered somewhat incendiary.
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ALL DINOSAURS CARE ABOUT THE TRUTH VERY STRONGLY!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!! EXCEPT FOR ONE!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!
Which one?
And, Anonymous, I trust you're not our old friend, Anonymous, who used to post anagrammatical poems? I doubt that Anonymous would resort to such juvenile scatalogical insults.
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