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John D. Moore said...

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Mere moments ago, I was idly wondering what fascinating facet of dinosaur culture might be revealed on the latest Dinosaur Joe update. Never had I dared to dream that such awesome questions about existence would be answered on this blog. I will never underestimate Dinosaur Joe again.

The floor has now been opened to a discussion of the afterlife. People going to the end of time sounds horrifying. By "the end of time," are we talking about a Big Crunch scenario? If you don't have the answer, perhaps Mr. Locke would be willing to expound?

I'm troubled by something in this assertion. If people go to either Mars or Pangea when they die, do they then die again? Obviously, the era of Pangea has passed and there are currently no people (or Marsasaurs as far as I can tell!) living on Mars. Is this truly an afterlife?

When a dead person goes to the end of time, Pangea, or Mars, do they transfer over in their current form? If I die today, would I be 24? If my grandfather died, would he be 84? What about my baby cousin? This has always troubled me about the concept of an afterlife.

Is your existence in Pangea a linear, parallel timeline, moving in synchronicity with the modern, present era, or can one who goes back in time to Pangea end up in any number of places among the millions of years of the dinosaur's reign? How does this work for the living?

And, finally... Marsasaurs?! Wow! Please, do tell! I'm eager to know more!

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THE END OF TIME ALREADY HAPPENED WHERE PEOPLE WENT WAS ONE ROOM THAT SURVIVED!!!!!11111!!!! I CHOSE A TIME TO LIVE IN PANGEA AND ILL LIVE THERE FOREVER!!!!!!!!11!! I ALSO LIVE ON EARTH FOREVER AT THE SAME TIME ITS NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!!!!111!!!! AND YOU CHOOSE YOUR AGE!!!!!1!!!! THE MARSASAURS ARE ANCIENT MARS LIFEFORMS WHO COPIED TEH DINOSAURS!!!!!!!!111!!!!

Yarjka said...

Thank you, Dinosaur Joe, for all of the knowledge.

The Jar said...

Dear Dinosaur Joe,

I regret to inform you of the passing of your esteemed great-uncle, Trilobyte Hank. As you may well know, Trilobyte Hank suffered from a myriad of problems, including dinophagia. His final will and testament will be read in his home "the Primordial Goo Pit".

Love,
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The Jar said...
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The Jar said...

anonymous is getting lazy/boring, so I'm taking over this one!

Hu, man's shamun
hums an anshum
sh... an um...

This has been drunken human ditty.

Dinosaur Joe said...

YAY TRILOBYTE HANK NOW WILL BE IN PANGEA WITH ME!!!!!!!!1111!!!! BUT HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM????????!/!/1?1!?!?!???!/? AND YOURE A HORRIBLE POET THE JAR!!!!!!11!!!

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So, Dinosaur Joe, I have myriad questions for you, yet. Despite the time that has passed since you initially posted this and your first round of (partial) answers to my already numerous questions, my mind is still reeling from this amazing revelation. Where I thought I would only find a website dealing with the tough questions about dinosaurs, I found a discourse on the insurmountable questions of the nature life, death, the soul, and eternity.

But first off, I must ask: have you achieved any sort of immortality? Will you die in either of your timelines? If everyone goes back to millions of years ago after we die (I'm assuming at least a sizable portion of humanity opts for Pangaea over Mars), why do we not see these people still around? There must be billions of them! Does time fold in on itself? A circle? A cycle? Or are Pangaea, Mars, (or the room) merely the next stage in a continuous progression of afterlives? Is this life that I live an afterlife?

John D. Moore said...

Forgive me, but further ruminating on these questions has given me the slightest bit of doubt to your credulity on this matter.

Should it happen to be that it is true, then, when I die, can I look you up in Pangaea?

Ruari B said...

oh-no not again...

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