Thursday, December 28, 2006

MAMENCHISAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE MAMENCHISAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!111111111!!!11 IT HAS A REALLY LONG NECK WHICH LETS IT BE ABLE TO LOOK IN LOTS OF PLACES!!!!!!!!!11111111!! THIS WITH THEIR EXCELLENT OBSERVING SKILLS MAKES THEM EXCELLENT REPORTERS!!!!!1111111! NEWSPAPERS WERE EVEN INVENTED BY MAMENCHISAURUSES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1 SOME MAMENCHISAURUSES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THEIR POWER TO GET DETAILS ON EVERYTHING AND HAVE STARTED TO PRY INTO PEOPLES PRIVATE LIVES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!! ALLOSAURUSES WORK DILEGENTLY TO STOP THIS BECAUSE PRYING INTO PEOPLES LIVES IS AGAINST EVERYTHING GALLENT!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE MAMENCHISAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MAMENCHISAURUS

Monday, December 25, 2006

NOT A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


HELLO EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! DINOSAUR JOE IS AT THE TARPIT CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION AND CAN'T DO A POST SO HE ASKED ME ELF JOE TO HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!! THE CHRISTMAS ELF IS THE COOLEST ELF EVER!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! IT HELPS SANTA WITH HIS PRESENT MAKING!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!! THEY GET PAID LOW WAGES AND GET TREATED LIKE DIRT BUT THEY CANT GET ANY BETTER JOB SO THEY HAVE TO MAKE THE PRESENTS FOR SANTA!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!!1! THIS HAS LED TO SOME REVOLUTIONS BUT THE ALL POWERFUL SANTA WITH HIS LASER EYES QUICKLY QUELLS THEM!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!!! SOME ELF RIGHTS ACTIVISTS ARE GETTING MAD AT SANTA FOR THIS BUT THEY CANT STOP SANTA BECAUSE HE HAS LASER EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!! I LOVE THE CHRISTMAS ELF AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CHRISTMAS ELF.











THIS KIDS MOM DOESNT LOVE CHRISTMAS ELVES THOUGH!!!!!11!!!! SHE IS VILE AND LOVES SANTA1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, December 21, 2006

ACHILLOBATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!11!11!!!!

THE ACHILLOBATOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!! IVENEVER MET THE ACHILLOBATOR BECAUSE THE ACHILLOBATOR IS A PIRATE AND HAS TO LIVE BY THE SEA, WHICH TAR PIT IS VERY FAR FROM!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!! THIS SCOUNDRAL SAILS THE COASTS OF PANGEA ATTACKING TRADE SHIPS FOR PROFIT!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! ONE UNSUCCESFUL GROUP OF ACHILLOBATORS WENT FAR OUT TO SEE IF THEY COULD FIND ANY NEW PEOPLE TO RAID BUT THEY ENDED UP ON THE OTHER SIDE OF PANGEA AND DISCOVERED THE EARTH WAS ROUND!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!! ALTHOUGH THE OLDER GENERATION HATES THE ACHILLOBATOR THE YOUNGER GENERATION IS STARTING TO EMBRACE IT FOR ITS GENERAL AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!111111111!!!! I LOVE THE ACHILLOBATOR AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ACHILLOBATOR.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

BARYONYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1!!1

THE BARYONYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! IT IS A MASTER POTTER!!!1!!!!!! MANY OF THE POTS THAT WE THINK ARE FROM ANCIENT CULTURES ARE ACTUALLY FROM BARYONYXES!11111111!!!!!! DINOSAURS LOVE POTS SO MUCH THAT THEY BUILD HOUSES OUT OF GLAZED CLAY, SO BARYONYXES ARE ARCHITECTS AND CONSTRUCTION WORKERS TOO!!!!!!!111111111!!!! THIS MAKES THEM ALMOST AS USEFUL AS THE PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111! THEY DONT BREATHE ICE THOUGH BUT THEY DO BREATH WIND!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! DINOSAURS DONT KNOW THE POWER OF WIND YET SO THEY HAVE NO USES FOR THIS! I LOVE THE BARYONYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE BARYONYX

Thursday, December 14, 2006

ARGENTINASAURUS!!!!!!111!!!1111!!!!1111111!!!!!

THE ARGENTINASAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!11111!!!!!!! IT IS ALSO THE BIGGEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!1111111!!!!! IN TRADITIONAL DINOSAUR CULTURE THE BIGGEST DINOSAUR IS THE BEST AND SHOULD RULE SO THEYRE ROYALTY!1111111111!!!! BUT BECAUSE OF THE GALLIMIMUS'S TREACHERY THE ARGENTINASAURUSES HAVE NO POWER OVER THE DINOSAUR WORLD!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT MANY PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT THIS AND THINK THE ARGENTINASAURUSES STILL MAKE THE RULES!!!!! THOSE THAT DO KNOW ABOUT THIS DONT HAVE THE POWER OR LACK OF GALLANTRY TO STOP THIS!!111111!!!!! I LOVE THE ARGENTINASAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ARGENTINASAURUS

Monday, December 11, 2006

LABROSAURUS!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!

THE LABROSAURUS IS THE COOLSET DINOSAUR EVER~!!!~!!!!!11!1!1!! EXPERTS SAY ITS AN INVALID NAME FOR THE ALLOSAURUS BUT THEYRE WRONG!!!!21!!!!!! FIRST OF ALL IT HAS A DIFFERENT NAME THAN THE ALLOSAURUS1! IT ALSO IS A DIFFERENT COLOR!!!11111111!!!! IT ALSO HAS NO TIME TO BE GALLENT BECAUSE IT PAINTS ALL DAY!!!!11!!!!!! LABROSAURUSES HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO CREATE GREAT PAINTINGS. SOME SAY THE GREAT ARTISTS OF OUR TIMES HAVE MANY PAINTINGS THAT ARE JUST REPRODUCTIONS OF LABROSAURUS PAINTINGS THEY FOUND!!!!11!!!! SOME LAWYERS HAVE BEEN WORKING ON RESSURECTION SO THEY CAN REVIVE LABROSAURUSES AND THEN THE GREAT ARTISTS SO THE LABROSAURUSES CAN SUE THE ARTISTS TO MAKE BIG MONEY!!!!!!1!!!!!1!! I LOVE THE LABROSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THESE KIDS ALSO LOVE THE LABROSAURUS.












PLEASE NOTE THAT THE KID IN THE BACKGROUNDS LOVE FOR THE LABROSAURUS DOES NOT COMPARE WITH HIS SISTERS!

Thursday, December 07, 2006

ACROCANTHOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ACROCANTHOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!1111!! DESPITE ITS FIERCE LOOK IT ACTUALLY HAS A DELICATE SPIRIT!!!!111!!! THIS MAKES IT A GREAT POET!!!!!!1111!!!! DESPITE THE DELICATE NATURE SOMETIMES ITS CARNIVORE SIDE TAKES OVER A LITTLE RESULITING IN VERY TWO SIDED POEMS!!!!1111!!!! A TYPICAL ACROCANTHOSAURUS POEM MIGHT GO LIKE SOMETHING LIKE THIS

ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
A PILE OF MEAT LIES ON THE FLOOR
I YEARN TO TASTE FOR IT
BUT A GIANT T-REXASAURUS LOOMS OVER ME
HE BITES A HOLE INTO MY BACK
I LAY WITH A GLOOMY SPIRIT WAITING TO DIE
HE SAYS "STAY AWAY FROM MY MEAT" AS I LAY DYING

I LOVE THE ACROCANTHOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ACROCANTHOSAURUS

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

PODOKESAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PODOKESAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!111!!!! ITS ALSO MY FAVORITE ONE BECAUSE IT IS VERSITLE!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!! ITS DNA ALLOWS IT TO HAVE MANY PERSONALITIES LIKE HUMANS AND ITS BRAIN IS LIKE A HUMANS BRAIN!!!!!!!!111!!!! IN FACT SOME PEOPLE THINK ITS A HUMAN TRAPPED IN A DINOSAURS BODY BUT THE MORE LIKELY SOLUTION IS HUMANS ARE MADE BY PODOKESAURUSES!!!!!!!111!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PODOKESAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PODOKESAURUS.

Friday, December 01, 2006

SINOSAUROPTERYX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!1!111!!

TEH SINOSAURPTERYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!! IT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THE CHASMATOSAURUS!!!! THE CHASMATOSAURUS ACTS LIKE A CRAZY OLD MAN WHILE THE SINOSAURPTERYX IS THE LITTLE RASCAL OF THE DINOSAUR WORLD!!!!11!!!!! IT NEVER GROWS UP AND DOESNT DIE UNTIL IT ACHIEVES A STATE OF COMPLETE RASCALNESS AND ITS SOUL LEAVES ITS BODY SO A NEW SINOSAURPTERYX CAN GET IN THAT BODY AND JOIN THE OTHER SINOSAURPTERYXES IN THEIR MISCHEIF!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!! SINOSAURPTERYXES OFTEN ARE FOUND ANNOYING CHASMATOSAURUSES AND DOING OTHER MISCHEIF!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE SINOSAUROPTERYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE SINOSAURPTERYX.