THE BARYONYX IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!! IT IS A MASTER POTTER!!!1!!!!!! MANY OF THE POTS THAT WE THINK ARE FROM ANCIENT CULTURES ARE ACTUALLY FROM BARYONYXES!11111111!!!!!! DINOSAURS LOVE POTS SO MUCH THAT THEY BUILD HOUSES OUT OF GLAZED CLAY, SO BARYONYXES ARE ARCHITECTS AND CONSTRUCTION WORKERS TOO!!!!!!!111111111!!!! THIS MAKES THEM ALMOST AS USEFUL AS THE PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!111! THEY DONT BREATHE ICE THOUGH BUT THEY DO BREATH WIND!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! DINOSAURS DONT KNOW THE POWER OF WIND YET SO THEY HAVE NO USES FOR THIS! I LOVE THE BARYONYX AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE BARYONYX
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It thrills me to discover that the many pots I have in my household are likely inspired by pots made in the grand tradition of a dinosaur as honorable as the Baryonyx! And what magnificent foresight! How, I must wonder, was the Baryonyx able to predict what human beings look like. Further, how would they have been been able to project what our future myths and legends would be (see this pot depicting Heracles) so many millions of years ago? Greek, Japanese, Etruscan... Or have the stories of our cultures been framed around attempted interpretations of the pots left by our forebears?
Thank you, Dinosaur Joe. The past weekend was nearly insufferable for me. My mind seemed to be lost in a dreary, murky abyss. Reading this post has -- yet again -- refreshed and reinvigorated my mind. Thank you.
THE BARYONYXES WERE FRIENDS WITH THE PODEKOSAURUSES OF COURSE!!!!!!1!!!!111!!
Where can I buy a Baryonyx original? I did a search for "baryonyx pot" on ebay and found nothing. A search for "baryonyx" alone yielded only a few stuffed toys and a fossil claw. I'm assuming the Baryonyx used this claw to shape many of its finest works, but, all the same, it's the pots I am most interested in, and not the potter's claw. Why are people so prone to save their original Baryonyx pots, rather than sell them to me for the exorbitant sum of money that I am prepared to pay?
PEOPLE DONT KNOW THEYRE BARYONYX POTS BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS AND THINK THAT THE POTS ARE OF ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS!!!!!!!!1111!!
Bony x-ray
on Rx--Yay!
Boxy bray, "No X!
By yarn!"
This has been an anagrammatic something.
You already used this kid!!!!!! Oh no!
NO I DIDNT!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!! HE WAS FIRST USED ON THE BARYONYX!!!!!1111!!!! YOU H AVE TO READ ABOUT THE DINOSAURS IN ORDER!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!
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