THE MAMENCHISAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!111111111!!!11 IT HAS A REALLY LONG NECK WHICH LETS IT BE ABLE TO LOOK IN LOTS OF PLACES!!!!!!!!!11111111!! THIS WITH THEIR EXCELLENT OBSERVING SKILLS MAKES THEM EXCELLENT REPORTERS!!!!!1111111! NEWSPAPERS WERE EVEN INVENTED BY MAMENCHISAURUSES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!1 SOME MAMENCHISAURUSES HAVE BEEN CORRUPTED BY THEIR POWER TO GET DETAILS ON EVERYTHING AND HAVE STARTED TO PRY INTO PEOPLES PRIVATE LIVES!!!!!111111111!!!!!!!!!! ALLOSAURUSES WORK DILEGENTLY TO STOP THIS BECAUSE PRYING INTO PEOPLES LIVES IS AGAINST EVERYTHING GALLENT!!!!!11111111!!!!! I LOVE THE MAMENCHISAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE MAMENCHISAURUS
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Wow, the Mamenchisaurus seems to be almost half neck. Does dinosaur neck taste as good as it looks? 'Cause if so, you got yourself some fine eatin' right there.
Naturally, I don't want to rely too heavily on the "findings" of "experts," but I couldn't help mentioning that the Wikipedia article on the Mamenchisaurus indicates that its neck indeed does account for half of the dinosaur's length (11 of 22 meters!), as Yarjka surmised. The Wikipedia article, sadly, offers no conjecture as to what Mamenchisaurus neck might have tasted like.
This new, fascinating article on the Mamenchisaurus has not only brought to light this magnificent beast, but also helped me understand the Allosaurus better. In the past, I had imagine the Allosaurus, gallant as they may have been, largely operating individually in a vigilante style. However, hearing how they worked diligently leads me to believe they were a much more orchestrated force, working together for the common good.
They just wante to get their claws on some of that prized Mamenchisaurus neck meat. For that, they're willing to work orchestratedly. Heck, they'll even play the violin for some of that.
HOW DARE YOU PROPOSE THE IDEA OF EATING A DINOSAUR YARJKA!!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!! AND THEN YOU HAD TO INSULT THE ALLOSAURUSES TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!! FOR ONCE VINCENT IS BETTER THAN YOU1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vincent eats dinosaurs.
IM NOT TOO SUPRISED ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!! HE PROBABLY DID IT BECAUSE OF ALL THE QUESTIONS HE ASKS!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!
I'm sorry that this has upset you, Dinosaur Joe, but allow me to assure you that the insinuation that I eat dinosaurs is entirely without merit. Yarjka, you may wish to reconsider where you get your information, for it seems not to be wholly reliable. Though, admittedly, I do ask a sometimes embarrassing number of questions, I can't say that this dire flaw has ever led me down a path that ends with devouring dinosaur meat. Quite frankly, the concept of eating dinosaur meat strikes me as distasteful. (Would it qualify as red or white meat? Just curious.) I'm sure Yarjka meant no harm, though. These misunderstandings do occur sometimes.
MAYBE YOU HAVENT EATEN DINOSAUR MEAT YET VINCENT BUT THAT QUESTION YOU ASKED IN THE PARENTHESIS GOT YOU VERY CLOSE TO DOING IT!!!!!!1111111!!!
In a museum's arch, a shine
As murmuric as amen
hums. Unsure much as I am.
This has been an anagrammatic expression of doubt.
I saw him do it.
VINCENT HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!1111111111!!
The meat color all depends on the type of dinosaur. For example T-Rexasaurus and triceratops have red meat, Velociraptor has white meat, and Allosaurus has blue meat.
Thanks you.
WOW SOMEONE ACTUALLY POSTS A CORRECT COMMENT!!!!!111111!! AS HORRIBLE A TOPIC AS DINOSAUR MEAT THE JARS COMMENT IS CORRECT
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I hope that in recognizing that The Jar's comment is of the dismally rare breed that bears some truth, you are in effect denying that I ever partook of dinosaur flesh. Eating dinosaur meat is such a grisly notion to my mind, it makes me shudder just to consider the prospect.
As an aside to Yarjka, I'm troubled by your error. I can assure you that I have not done that which becomes increasingly difficult to identify by name. I don't know who it was you saw, but I urge you to no longer associate my name with this act.
(In response to Dinosaur Joe's "HOW COULD YOU!!., et al: Not only did I not, I don't know how I could!)
FINE VINCENT YOU HAVENT EATEN DINOSAUR MEAT!11111!!!!! BUT ANYMORE QUESTIONS AND YOU MIGHT!!!!!!!1111111!!!
Hey Vincent want some neck for dinner?
NO HE DOESNT!!!!!11111111111!!! NO ONE DOES!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!
Neck stew!
MMMMMMMMMMMMM!
NO!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!! ONLY PUT NECKS OF EXPERTS AND DINOSAUR HATERS INTO STEW!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!! AND MAYBE YOURS TOO!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!
This kid likes inflicting pain, not dinosaurs.
OF COURSE HE LOVES DINOSAURS!1111111!!!!!!!HES THINKING OF A NEWS STORY ON DINOSAURS!!!!!!1111111!!!!
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