CHASMATOSAURUS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE CHASMATOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSUAR EVER!!!!!!!111!!!!!! ITS PERSONALITY REFLECTS AN CRAZY OLD MANS PERSONALITY!!!!!11!!!! IT OFTEN SITS BY ITS NEST DOING NOTHING AND WHENEVER YOUNG DINOSAURS COME NEAR THE CHASMATOSAURUS'S NEST IT YELLS "HEY YOU LITTLE HOOLIGANS GET AWAY FROM MY NEST!!!" STUFF LIKE THIS HAS OFTEN MAD THE CHASMATOSAURUS A SUBJECT FOR YOUNG DINOSUARS TO LAUGH ABOUT!!!!!! YOUNG CHASMATOSAURUSES ARENT AS EXTREME AS MORE MATURE ONES BUT THEY DO TEND TO BE THE YOUNG DINOSAURS WHO SAY RANDOM INSANE THINGS AND ARE THE ONES WHO OFTEN ARE FOUND SITTING AROUND DOING NOTHING1!!!!!!!111111!!1 I LOVE TEH CHASMATOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE CHASMATOSAURUS.

ANCHISAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ANCHISAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111!!! UNLIKE MOST HERBIVORES IT WALKS ON TWO FEET!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! THIS IS BECAUSE THE ANCHISAURUS IS A VERY HOLY DINOSAUR AND NEEDS TWO HANDS TO DO ITS PRIESTLY THINGS!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! WITH ITS HOLY POWERS THE ANCHISAURUS HAS DEVOLOPED THE POWER TO MEND WOUNDS!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!! KIND HEARTED ANCHISAURUSES TRAVEL AROUND TEH DINOSAUR WORLD AND HEAL WOUNDED DINOSAURS!@!!!!!!!!111!!! KIND HEARTED ANCHISAURUSES ALSO GIVE MONEY TO ORPHANED DINOSAUR CHILDREN WHOS PARENTS HAVE BEEN EATEN!!!!!!!111!! NOT ALL ANCHISAURUSES ARE KIND HEARTED THOUGH!! SOME ARE RACIST AND BELIEVE THAT ANCHISAURUSES ARE THE ONLY WORTHWHILE DINOSAUR IN THE EYES OF THE DINOSUAR GOD AND HAVE FORMED HATE GROUPS SIMILAR TO THE KKK!!!!!!!111!!! I LOVE THE ANCHISAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ANCHISAURUS.

SPINOSAURUS!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111!!!!!!!!!!

THE SPINOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!111!!111!!!!! LIKE THE DIMETRODON IT HAS A FIN!!!!!!! IT DOESNT GROW LIKE THE DIMETRODONS FIN THOUGH!!!!!!111!!!!! IT ALSO DOESNT USE ITS FIN FOR REPRODUCTION IT USES IT FOR WRESTLING!!!!!!111!! THE FIN ADDS STRENGTH TO THE SPINOSAURUS DEPENDING ON HOW MANY MATCHES THE SPINOSAURUS HAS WON!!!!!!1111!!!! THE SPINOSAURUS CAN ALSO DO COOL WRESTILING MOVES WITH ITS FIN!!!1111!!!! 99% OF DINOSAUR WRESTLING CHAMPS ARE SPINOSAURUSES AND THE REST ARE CHEATERS!!!!!111!!! THERE HAS BEEN TALK OF MAKING SEPERATE LEAGUES FOR THE SPINOSAURS BUT THE GALLIMIMUSES WONT LET ANYONE BECAUSE THEYRE TOO ENTERTAINED BY SPINOSAURUSES BEATING EVERYONE UP1!!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE SPINOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE SPINOSAURUS.

RAJASAURUS!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!

THE RAJASAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!1111!!!! DESPITE ITS FIERCE LOOK AND STATUS AS A T-REXASAURUS LOOK ALIKE IT IS VERY SOPHISTICATED!!!!!1111!!! IT REFUSES TO EAT RAW FOOD SO IT STOLE THE VELOCIRAPTORS BLUE PRINTS TO FIRE AND STARTED USING FIRE TO COOK ITS FOOD!!!!!111!!!! IT ADDS SPICES TO THE COOKED FOOD TO MAKE DELICIOUS DISHES!!!!!!!! DINOSAURS COME FROM ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO EAT FOOD AT RAJASAURUS CUISINES!!!!!!!!! IT ALSO WANTS TO LOOK SOPHISTICATED SO IT GLUES COOL DESIGNS ON ITSELF!!!!! I LOVE THE RAJASAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE RAJASAURUS.











HEY DINOSAUR LOVERS I FOUND SOME COOL DINOSAUR JOKES AND DECIDED TO MAKE A DINOSAUR JOKE OF MY OWN
WHY DID THE COMPSOGNATHUS CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE THERE WERE NO CHICKENS AT THE TIME OF DINOSAURS AND THE COMPSOGNATHUS IS THE SIZE OF A CHICKEN SO HE TOOK THE JOB!!!!

VULCANODON!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!

TEH VULCANODON IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!! IT IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND OF THE VELOCIRAPTOR BECAUSE THEY BOTH LIKE FIRE!!!!11!!!! VULCANODONS LIKE VOLCANOS AND LAVA MORE THAN FIRE THOUGH!!!!! THEY ARE THE CAUSE OF EVERY ERUPTION!! THEIR TOUGH SKIN WITHSTANDS EXTREME HEATS AND THEIR HUGENESS LETS THEM STOP ON ANY VOLCANO THEY DON'T LIKE!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!! THE VULCANODON AND THE VELOCIRAPTOR COMBINE A GIANT FIRE WITH A VOLCANO EVERY YEAR FOR THE FIRECANO FESTIVAL!!!!!!!111!!!! DINOSAURS COME AROUND ALL THE WORLD FOR FUN AND FRIVOLTY AND TO THE THE FIRECANO!!!!!!!111!!!!! I LOVE THE VULCANODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE VULCANODON.















SORRY ABOUT NOT POSTING YESTERDAY. I DIDNT HAVE MUCH TIME.

GALLIMIMUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!

THE GALLIMIMUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!111!! IT HAS A BEAK BECAUSE IT EVOLVED FROM BIRDS!!!!!!!1111!!!! DON'T LISTEN TO THE EXPERTS WHEN THEY SAY BIRDS EVOLVED FROM DINOSAURS!! SOME OF THE MORE BIRD LIKE DINOSAURS EVOLVED FROM BIRDS!!!!!1111!!!! TEH GALLIMIMUS IS A CUNNING DINOSAUR!!!!1111!!! IT ALSO IS VERY DISHONEST!!!!!!!! BECAUSE OF THIS LOTS OF GALLIMIMUSES ARE CRIME LORDS AND
SHOULD BE THE ALLOSAURUSES SWORN ENEMIES!!!!!!11!!!! THIS ISN'T SO BECAUSE FEMALES DOMINATE GALLIMIMUS CULTURE!!!!!!!111! IT SOMETIMES EVEN USE ALLOSAURUSES AS A PUPPET TO GET OTHER DINOSAURS TO DO ITS BIDDING!!!11!!! THE DINOSUAR WORLD IS RULED BY GALLIMIMUSES BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!! HOWEVER SOME GALLIMIMUSES ARE BEING SOFTENED UP BY THE ALLOSAURUS' GALLENTRY!!!!11!!! I LOVE THE GALLIMIMUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE GALLIMIMUS

PLESIOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PLESIOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!! SOME BELIEVE THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO BE A PLESIOSAURUS AND THEY ARE PROBABLY RIGHT!!!!!111!!!! THE PLESIOSAURUSES HAVE VERY ADVANCED MEDICINE AND LIVE VERY LONG AMOUNTS OF TIME!!!111!!!! THEY HAVE HOSPITALS ALL THROUGHOUT THE OCEAN AND DINOSAURS ALL OVER THE WORLD COME IN SCUBA SUITS TO BE TREATED OF ILLNESS!!!!!111!!! PLESIOSAURUSES OFTEN ARE VERY STUDIOUS AND DON'T LIKE TO DO BADLY IN PLESIOSAURUS SCHOOL11!!!!!!111!!!! SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE STRESSED FROM THIS AND BORROW A BRONTOSAURUS'S TIME MACHINE AND GO TO THE FUTURE TO RAID SHIPS!!!!!!! I LOVE THE PLESIOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PLESIOSAURUS.

VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!

THE VELOCIRAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DIONSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!@@@111!!!!!!!! THEY SWING FROM TREES AT HIGH SPEEDS TO LAUNCH THEMSELVES AT OTHER DINOSAURS NESTS AND STEAL THE EGGS IN THE NESTS!!!!!!11111!!!!! THEY CAN RUN ALMOST AS FAST AS THE COMPSOGNATHUS AND ARE ALMOST AS SMALL AS THE COMPSOGNATHUS!! BUT THEY AREN'T AS ELUSIVE THOUGH!!!!!! THEYRE SMARTER THAN THE COMPSOGNATHUS THOUGH!!!!!!!! THEY'VE INVENTED FIRE SO THEY CAN COOK THIER EGGS!!!! THEY ALSO HOST DINOSAUR EVENTS AND ALL THE DINOSAURS GATHER AROUND A BONFIRE!!!!!!!1111!!!!! SOMETIMES THEY GET A LITTLE CARRIED AWAY AND START HUGE FIRES!!!!!!!!! BUT LUCKILY THE PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS HELPS WITH ITS FROST POWERS!!!!!!!!1111!!!!! I LOVE TEH VELOCIRAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!1!!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE VELOCIRAPTOR!!

ALLOSAURUS!!!!!111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ALLOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!! ITS LIKE THE T-REXASAURUS EXCEPT FOR IT FASTER AND GALLENTER!!!! IT OFTEN LOSES ITS FEMALE PREY BECAUSE THEY SAY "PLEASE DON'T HURT ME" AND THEY JUST CANT SAY NO TO A LADY!!! EVEN IF SHE IS TASTY!!!!!!! THEY ALSO HAVE A STRONG SENSE OF JUSTICE!!! THIS OFTEN MAKES THEM COME AT A STANDSTILL WHEN THEYRE DEALING WITH A FEMALE CRIMINAL!!!! THERE ARE NO FEMALES IN THE ALLOSAURUS RACE!!! WHEN ALLOSAURUSES DIE THEY EXPLODE AND THEIR PIECES COME TOGETHER TO FORM A NEW ALLOSAURUS!!!!! I LOVE THE ALLOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ALLOSAURUS.












THIS KID MAY NOT BE SEEM TO LOVE THE ALLOSAURUS BUT HIS LOVE IS BEING DENIED BY HIS EVIL TRAIN LOVING UNCLE!!!!!!! WE MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST THIS UNCLE WHO I BELIEVE IS NAMED TRAIN JOE!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PTERODACTYL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!

THE PTERODACTYL IS TEH COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!! IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD BE A BIRD BECAUSE IT HAS WINGS!!!!! BUT IT ISN'T ITS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!! EXPERTS SAY ITS NOT A DINOSAUR BUT YET AGAIN THEY ARE WRONG!!!!!11!!! FOR MORE INFORMATION SEE MY BLOG ON THE DIMETRODON!! PTERODACTYS FLY HIGH IN THE AIR LOOKING FOR DINOSAURS THEY LIKE TO EAT. THEN THEY SWOOP DOWN ON THEM AND GO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!! THE PREY GETS SCARED AND RUNS AROUND IN CIRCLES UNTIL IT DIES OF EXHAUSTION!!! THE PTERODACTYL THEN FEEDS ON IT PROUD THAT IT ONLY HAD TO GO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY TO KILL ITS PREY!!!! I LOVE TEH PTERODACTYL AND IT LOVES ME!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PTERODACTYL!!!!!

BRONTOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE BRONTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!111!!!!!EXPERTS SAY BRONTOSAURUSES ARENT REAL. BUT EXPERTS ALWAYS LIE!!!!!!11!! THEY SAY THE BRONTOSAURUS WAS A MIXTURE OF A BRACHIOSAURUS SKELETON AND AN APATOSAURUS SKELETON. BUT ITS NOT!!!! ITS A HYBRID OF AN APATOSAURUS AND A BRACHIOSAURUS!!!!!!!1!!! I SEE BRONTOSAURUSES ALL THE TIME IN TARPIT!!!!!!111!!! THEY ARE HUGE!!!!!!! THEY OFTEN TRAVEL INTO THE FUTURE IN THEIR TIME MACHINESB THEY MADE WITH THEIR EXPERT TECHNOLOGY AND EAT SKYSCRAPERS!!!!!!! WHENEVER THEY WALK THEY KILL SMALLER CREATURES!!! THEY DONT EAT THEM THOUGH BECAUSE THEY ARE VEGETARIANS!!!! THEY DO USE THEIR HIDES FOR COATS THOUGH!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE BRONTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE BRONTOSAURUS!!!

COMPSOGNATHUS!!!!!!!1111!!!!!

TEH COMPSOGNATHUS IS A VERY ELUSIVE DINOSAUR!!!!!11!!! TATH MAKES IT THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!! IT IS SO ELUSIVE THAT I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED UNTIL I SAW ONE SCURY PAST FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LIGHT! SOME PEOPLE MISTAKE THEM FOR NINJAS BECAUSE OF THEIR SPEED!!!1!!! THEY CAN ALSO SEE THE FUTURE BECAUSE THE TRAVEL THAT FAST!!!!!!!111!!!!! IN THEIR UNDERGROUND LAIRS WHERE THE LIKE TO HIDE THEY HAVE MANY FORTUNE TELLING SHOPS!! AND THEY ALL WORK!!!!!!!!! THE COMSOGNATHUS IS THE SMALLEST DINOSAUR SO NOT MANY OTHER DINOSAURS CAN GET TO THEIR UNDERGROUND LAIRS!!!11!! I LOVE THE COMPSOGNATHUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE COMPSOGNATHUS

PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE PACHYCEPHALASAURUS IS THE BEST DINOSUAR EVER!!!!!1111! ITS THE BEST INSTEAD OF COOLEST BECAUSE ITS SO USEFUL. ITS TEH LUMBERJACK OF THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!! IT CUTS DOWN THE TREES BY HEADBUTTING TEH TREES!!! IT ALSO HAS THE POWER OF FROST SO IT CAN FREEZE LAKES SO DINOSAURS CAN ICESKATE!! ONCE ICESKATING SEASON IS OVER IT HEADBUTTS THE ICE TO BREAK IT UP!!!!!11! THE PACHYCEPHALASAURUS DOES NOT ALWAYS HAVE SUCH A WIERD HEAD. IT JUST HEADBUTTS THINGS SO MUCH THAT THEY STUFF ON THERE GETS PUSHED INTO ITS SKULL!!!!!11!!!!! I LOVE THE PACHYCEPHALASAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE PACHYCEPHALASAURUS!!!!!11!!!!!!!











DONT MISTAKE THE GIRL IN THE PICTURE FOR LOVING THE PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS. SHE HATES IT AND THAT IS WHY SHE IS LOOKING AWAY!!!!!!111!!!

TRICERATOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!

THE TRICERATOPS IS TEH COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!111!!!! IT HAS THREE HORNS WHICH MAKES IT COOLER THAN ITS MODERN COUNTERPART THE RHINOCEROS!!!
THE TRICERATOPS AND THE STEGOSAURUS ARE BUDS. WHEN A STEGOSAURUS'S VICTIM OF MIND EXPLOSION IS RESISTING THE TRICERATOPS BASHES THE VICTIM WITH ITS FRILL AND THEN STABS THEM WITH ITS HORN!!!!!111!!!!! THE POWER OF TRICERATOPS RIVALS EVEN A GORILLA. I LOVE THE TRICERATOPS AND IT LOVES ME. THESE KID ALSO LOVE THE TRICERATOPS!















HEY BLOG READERS!!! IM STARTING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH FINDING PICTURES OF KIDS WHO LOVE DINOSAURS. SO IF YOU FIND A PICTURE OF A KID WHO SEEMS LIKE THEY MIGHT LIKE DINOSAURS EMAIL IT TO ME AT THIS EXCLUSIVE E-MAIL ADDRESS DINOSAURJOE@HOTMAIL.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!

DIMETRODON!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!!!!!11

"EXPERTS" SAY THE DIMETRODON IS NOT A DINOSAUR. BUT DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE "EXPERTS" LISTEN TO ME!!!! THE " EXPERTS" MAY HAVE PHDS BUT I ACTUALLY LOVE THE DINOSAURS!!!111!! AND I PUT THE DIMETRODON AS A DINOSAUR BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ONE. THAT MEANS IT IS ONE1!!!!!
TEH DIMETRODON NOT ONLY A DINOSAUR BUT THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVAR!!!! IT WALKS ABOUT AND BITES THINGS BY THEIR LEGS SO THEY CAN'T GET AWAY. THEN IT EATS THEM. SOME PEOPLE SAY THE MORE IT EATS THE LARGER ITS FIN GROWS!!!111!! "EXPERTS" DON'T SAY TAHT THOUGH BECAUSE THEYRE MESSED UP. I LOVE THE DEMETRODON AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE DIMETRODON.