THE BRONTOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!111!!!!!EXPERTS SAY BRONTOSAURUSES ARENT REAL. BUT EXPERTS ALWAYS LIE!!!!!!11!! THEY SAY THE BRONTOSAURUS WAS A MIXTURE OF A BRACHIOSAURUS SKELETON AND AN APATOSAURUS SKELETON. BUT ITS NOT!!!! ITS A HYBRID OF AN APATOSAURUS AND A BRACHIOSAURUS!!!!!!!1!!! I SEE BRONTOSAURUSES ALL THE TIME IN TARPIT!!!!!!111!!! THEY ARE HUGE!!!!!!! THEY OFTEN TRAVEL INTO THE FUTURE IN THEIR TIME MACHINESB THEY MADE WITH THEIR EXPERT TECHNOLOGY AND EAT SKYSCRAPERS!!!!!!! WHENEVER THEY WALK THEY KILL SMALLER CREATURES!!! THEY DONT EAT THEM THOUGH BECAUSE THEY ARE VEGETARIANS!!!! THEY DO USE THEIR HIDES FOR COATS THOUGH!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE BRONTOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE BRONTOSAURUS!!!
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I've been meaning to ask, Dinosaur Joe: What is your theory as to why the "experts" attempt to deceive us? Especially when you, clearly having all the answers, can disprove their claims so empirically. What is the experts' motive here?
Also, can you cite any modern examples of buildings that the Brontosaurus has eaten? I'm thinking of doing a research paper on this phenomenon and have found it frustratingly difficult to dig up photographs and detailed accounts of these happenings.
YOU'RE AS STUPID AS THE EXPERTS!!! THE EXPERTS DONT ALWAYS TRY TO DECIEVE US. THEY OFTEN JUST ARE STUPID. SO THEIR MOTIVES ARE BASICALLY TO BE STUPID. THE BRONTOSAURUSES HAVEN'T STARTED EATING BUILDINGS YET SILLY!!!!!! THEY ONLY EAT BUILDINGS IN TIMES WHERE NO ONE BELIEVES IN THEM!!!!!!
Although I recognize Vincent's shortcomings, I am nonetheless excited to see the results of his research. I'm glad that interest in the Brontosaurus is being rejuvenated.
Please forgive my impurtenence, Mr. Joe. I'll try to think things through better in the future.
And, Yarjka, I'm sorry to disappoint - I truly am - but considering the fact that the Brontosauri have yet to begin feasting on buildings, I'm afraid that my research is ill-fated. Unlike the Compsognathus, I cannot conjure up the ability to travel through time. In fact, I am quite slow even by human standards. The best rate of time passage I've been able to achieve has been one second per second.
I forgot. I have one more question - and I'm sorry if this is blindinglyl obvious to all the other readers - for Dinosaur Joe:
When you say "THEY ONLY EAT BUILDINGS IN TIMES WHERE NO ONE BELIEVES IN THEM," is the "THEM" you're referring to buildings or the Brontosaurus? It's not hard to imagine a world where people don't believe the Brontosaurus existed. Lo, we practically live in that world now. However, I've long wondered if the world would one day lose faith in the existence of buildings.
OF COURSE IM TALKING ABOUT BRONTOSAURUSES. IF IT WAS UNCLEAR THEN YOURE STUPID!!!!1! AND GOOD LUCK ON YOUR RESEARCH BUT IT WILL LIKELY FAIL BECAUSE ITS YOU DOING IT!!!!!
That's a pretty freaky kid.
THE KID IS NOT FREAKY!!!!!! HE LIKES DINOSAURS!!!! ANYONE WHO CALLS HIM FREAKY IS FREAKY!!!!!
I am grateful that you were able to use a picture of a child that i could find on the internet. I really believed him to be a dinosaur lover when I sent him to you.
Outruns boars!
Outsours bran!
Outroars buns!
This has been an anagrammatic list of the Brontosaurus's powers.
Well then I'm freaky. And so is my vampire cousin.;)
VAMPIRES ARENT REAL!!!!!1111111!!!! ONLY DINOSAURS ARE REAL!!!!1111111111!!
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