THE UTAHRAPTOR IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!!111!!! IT IS THE FASTEST MOST VICIOUS MOST STEALTHY DINOSAUR AROUND!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!! ITS TOO BAD IT DOESNT EXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DINOSAURS HAVE CLAIMED THAT THEYVE SEEN IT AND SOME HAVE EVEN TAKEN PICTURES BUT ALL THE CLAIMS ARE PROVEN FALSE!!!!!!!!!!!!! EXPERTS CLAIM TO HAVE FOUND ITS BONES BUT THEY JUST MADE THE BONES TO TRICK US!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE UTAHRAPTOR AND IT LOVES ME!!!!1!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE UTAHRAPTOR!!!!!!11!!!!
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From you, I've surely learned that the experts are not to be trusted. But I've always thought that it was more out of confusion and incompetence rather than malevolence. What is their motivation for propagating such untruths as the existence of a whole dinosaur species?
Furthermore, I was under the impression that you spoke to the dinosaurs before posting about them. How does that work with one that doesn't exist? You also say that you love it and it loves you. I can understand both you and the kid loving the idea of something in lieu of its actual existence. But how can a non-entity love you? This strikes me as odd.
IF IT EXISTED IT WOULD LOVE ME!!!!!!!!!11111!!! AND THE EXPERTS THINK THE UTAHRAPTOR IS REAL THATS HOW STUPID THEY ARE!!!!!!!!!111!!!
Question, Dinosaur Joe, when you say that the Utah raptor doesn't exist, do you mean that it doesn't exist anywhere ever or that it doesn't exist inside of tarpit, Pangaea?
I ask, because I am aware that others (non-experts like yourself) fear that perhaps Utah raptors are hiding within our (Vincent's and my own) time.
I refer you to here:
http://xkcd.com/155/
JUST BECAUSE THEYRE NOT EXPERTS DOESNT MEAN THEY ARENT STUPID!!!!!!111!!!!!
UTAHRAPTOR EXISTS!!!!!!!!!! I SAW IT WITH MY OWN THREE EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
THIRD EYES ARE KNOWN TO HALICINATE GUESS!!!!!!!!!111111111111!!!
I always gathered that the experts are more conniving than they are stupid? Does their misinformation not stem from a desire to mislead?
So, where did the idea for the Utahraptor come from if it has never, in fact, existed?
My apologies. The preceding comment was actually written by me. I am merely using my friend John's computer and neglected to sign out of his account. I'm sorry for any undue confusion.
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