THE ORNITHOLESTES IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! IT IS THE LADYS DINOSAUR!!!1111!!!!!!! YOU OFTEN SEE IT STRUTING AROUND WOOING ALL THE LADY DINOSAURS!!!!!11111!!!!!! ITS SO POPULAR WITH THE LADY DINOSAURS THAT THE CARNIVORE LADY DINOSAURS REFUSE TO EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT THE ORNITHOLESTES ORIGINALY BECAME A LADYS DINOSAUR TO AVOID BEING EATEN AND ENJOYED THE LADYS DINOSAUR LIFESTYLE SO MUCH THAT IT STAYED THAT WAY!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!! SINCE THERE ARE NO LADY ORNITHOLESTESES ORNITHOLESTESES HAVE TO REPRODUCE A DIFFERENT WAY11!!11! IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS!! WHEN THE ORNITHOLESTES WINS A LADY DINOSAURS HEART THEIR LOVE WILL MATERIALIZE INTO A BABY ORNITHOLESTES!!!!!!1111111!!! THE BABY ORNITHOLESTES IMMEDIATLY TRIES TO WOO THE FIRST LADY IN SIGHT WHITCH IS USUALLY ITS MOTHER!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE ORNITHELESTES AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ORNITHOLESTES.
THE ORNITHOLESTES IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!!!!1!!!!!! IT IS THE LADYS DINOSAUR!!!1111!!!!!!! YOU OFTEN SEE IT STRUTING AROUND WOOING ALL THE LADY DINOSAURS!!!!!11111!!!!!! ITS SO POPULAR WITH THE LADY DINOSAURS THAT THE CARNIVORE LADY DINOSAURS REFUSE TO EAT IT!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!! SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT THE ORNITHOLESTES ORIGINALY BECAME A LADYS DINOSAUR TO AVOID BEING EATEN AND ENJOYED THE LADYS DINOSAUR LIFESTYLE SO MUCH THAT IT STAYED THAT WAY!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!! SINCE THERE ARE NO LADY ORNITHOLESTESES ORNITHOLESTESES HAVE TO REPRODUCE A DIFFERENT WAY11!!11! IT HAPPENS LIKE THIS!! WHEN THE ORNITHOLESTES WINS A LADY DINOSAURS HEART THEIR LOVE WILL MATERIALIZE INTO A BABY ORNITHOLESTES!!!!!!1111111!!! THE BABY ORNITHOLESTES IMMEDIATLY TRIES TO WOO THE FIRST LADY IN SIGHT WHITCH IS USUALLY ITS MOTHER!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!! I LOVE THE ORNITHELESTES AND IT LOVES ME. THIS KID ALSO LOVES THE ORNITHOLESTES.
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Is there such a thing as a gay ornitholestes?
YES BUT THEY ARENT ALLOWED TO FALL IN LOVE!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!
You actually thought you'd be rid of me? Ha! I say, Ha! Once again Mr. Joe you have properly failed in my eyes to bring about a proper lover of the Ornitholestes! This kid loves Sea Turtles! He los probably likes toothpaste, but he doesn't like said Dinosaur at all. You have completely failed! I have made it my mission to help you make this site fool proof, and though you have a profound love of dinosaurs, you have no idea on how to spot your own kind.
Sometimes I get so passionate about picking the children that I misspell the word also and spell it as "los" I am terribly sorry on said subject. Joe, I think you can do it in the picking of the children, you just need a bit more schooling. I would be willing to pay the expenses.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIRDMANGO!!111111!!!!!!!! SEA TURTLES ARE THE BIGGEST LADYS MEN OF ALL TIME BESIDES THE ORNITHOLESTES!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I met the kid on Friday - he loves ornitholestes more than sea turtles. Actually, that's his mom's sea turtle statue that she has on the table, and it just happened to be in the picture at the time. He's rather upset that Dinosaur Joe chose this picture instead of the one of him posing in front of his ancient ornitholestes tooth that he bought off ebay, but he's still of lover of ornitholestes regardless of the picture.
Glad I could settle that matter for you, ThirdManog (oops, guess I can misspell too, in my fervor). And, in the future, I think you should not be so rash to condemn the very astute Mr. Joe.
TNAHK YOU YARJKA!!!!!!!!1111111111!!! I MISSPELLED TOO!!!!!!111111!!!!
While I am more than willing to overlook and forgive any misspellings and typos of others, I do hope that what I write here will be free of such errors.
Considering that the Ornitholestes falls in love with other lady dinosaurs (considering the absence of female members of its own species) and a baby Ornitholestes is produced, does that lady dinosaur feel any maternal responsibility for the child?
How do other male dinosaurs feel about the way the Ornitholestes is constantly trying to woo female members of their own species? Surely, it must create some sort of imbalance.
Do the Ornitholestes mate for life? Or, heart once won, do they abandon their loves and move along to the next conquest? Are the Ornitholestes responsible for many broken marriages? Is there dinosaur marriage?
THE FEMALE DINOSAUR HAS NO RESPONSIBILITY BECAUSE SHES NOT MARRIED TO THE ORNITHOLESTES AND WILL PROBABLY FALL OUT OF LOVE SOON AFTER!!!11111111111!!!!!!!ojjizman
How soon do they grow up? At what age is an Ornitholestes mature enough to begin its flirtations and capable of winning the hearts of "the ladies"?
IT MATURES RIGHT AWAY!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!
Ornitholestes are actually my favorite dinosaur and I don't appreciate it when you slander them ok? It's not true that they steal other dinosaur's women. they steal eggs and eggs alone. Yes there are no female Orni's but the males inseminate the stolen eggs in a process that fertilizes the egg over top of the previous fertilization due to Orni's highly potent dino juice.
Yes it is true that other female dino's do swoon over the Orni. You might say the Orni makes them Horny, unless it is a triceratops which is naturally horny anyway. The Orni has no interest in women dino's because he is really into his career and also playing dungeons and dinosaurs. If you want to know more just ask and I will be happy to enlighten you.
i think your gay. and stop putting 111111 in your !!!!! its annoying. thank you.
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