THE CETIOSAURUS IS THE COOLEST DINOSAUR EVER!!!!!11111111!!!! IT IS ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC NO MATTER WHAT!!!!!!!111111!!! IT SPENDS COUNTLESS HOURS DRINKING AND DRINKING AND DRINKING BUT NEVER DIES OF ALCOHOL BECAUSE ITS HUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111!! SOME CETIOSAURUSES TRY TO QUIT BUT THE ALCOHOL ALWAYS COMES BACK TO THEM!!!!!11111!! DESPITE ITS ADDICTION TO ALCOHOL EVERYBODY LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS BECAUSE IT CAN BRING BACK TEH DEAD WHILE IT DRINKS ALCOHOL!!!!!111111!!! IT ALSO IS GENERALLY LOVEABLE!!!!1111! I LOVE TEH CETIOSAURUS AND IT LOVES ME11!!!!!!1111!!! THIS KID ALSO LOVES TEH CETIOSAURUS!111111111!!
